Oss

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Clean as a whistle!

8)

I have nothing to hide :P

I was clean as a whistle last time :lol:

I think you will find you were dreaming that part of the conversation. :P

How many whistles have you blown :- would you like to add another one to that total =P~

@Oss wrote:

It’s sian who you want to add, she’s the perv Ruby :roll: :lol:

she is, she leads me astray all the time, I’m an angel when she aint around :lol:

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I have licked and flicked and fecked and sucked someone, but i aint saying :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

flicked flicked ffs bet your one of then men who when the women is flinching all over the bed in pain because you are flicking with ya tounge you think she is injoying it lo, :roll:

No i flick their earlobes…

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@Oss wrote:

:roll: :roll:

:evil: stop followin me. O:) :-

@Oss wrote:

Well what reason you got for leaving JC at this moment and it better be bloody good, i tell ya.

If it aint good it’s 2 hours in Pats closet :shock:

I’m going to get some food now, cos i am hungry, and i think that is good enough reason. :lol:

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@Oss wrote:

Just give in – she’ll fall asleep during foreplay :lol: :lol:

lol… won’t bother with the lube or strapon then :wink:

@Oss wrote:

Not permenantly, i mean when they log of for the night or the day.

Christ must i spell everything out or what.

You is all blonde. :lol:

Runs for the hills stopping at the kebab shop on his way

Well ffs – make yourself a bit clearer then :roll: :roll:

We already have a goodbye/goodnight thread…. :P

@Oss wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

My new siggy….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ve been told by a relaible source that you stole that from someone who shall remain nameless :roll: :lol: :lol:

We all know how reliable reliable sources are dont we…… :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ROBBO wrote:

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@Catz wrote:

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Ummmm?

Thought you were turning into a buddhist monk there Robbo :wink:

What if I was? :wink:

No it’s a typo catz darlin, he is trying to say mum[/b]

Whatever floats ya boat :? :wink:

If i had a boat i think water would float it, well i hope it would :shock: :lol:

@Oss wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

Ummmm?

Thought you were turning into a buddhist monk there Robbo :wink:

What if I was? :wink:

No it’s a typo catz darlin, he is trying to say mum[/b]

Whatever floats ya boat :? :wink:

@Oss wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

o decided to show up did ya @ Oss :roll:

Well i was told to spank the monkey before you go to a brothel, i mean pole dancing club, so i gave it a good spanking :twisted: :twisted:

errr…. :shock:

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What is your best tune ever.

I will be nice and if you find it hard, i will let you pick one from each decade.

So most of us that is the last 2 or 3 decades.

PATS you obviously has 7 decades to choose from ya old git :lol: :lol:

many a good tune played on an old…

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i’ll see u both in my cupboard later. be afraid. :evil:

Can i bring the whip with the studs in it :D

of course.and those black pvc gloves.and the rampant.and the….opsssss am i givin too much away…

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@Oss wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Oss wrote:

What is your best tune ever.

I will be nice and if you find it hard, i will let you pick one from each decade.

So most of us that is the last 2 or 3 decades.

PATS you obviously has 7 decades to choose from ya old git :lol: :lol:

many a good tune played on an old fiddle. get in my cupboard…

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@Oss wrote:

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i’ll see u both in my cupboard later. be afraid. :evil:

Can i bring the whip with the studs in it :D

of course.and those black pvc gloves.and the rampant.and the….opsssss am i givin too much away…

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@PATS wrote:

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@Oss wrote:

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i’ll see u both in my cupboard later. be afraid. :evil:

Can i bring the whip with the studs in it :D

of course.and those black pvc gloves.and the rampant.and the….opsssss am i givin too much away here……….. :oops:…

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@Oss wrote:

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@Oss wrote:

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@Oss wrote:

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@Oss wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i’ll see u both in my cupboard later. be afraid. :evil:

Can i bring the whip with the studs in it :D

of course.and those black pvc gloves.and the rampant.and the….opsssss am i givin too much away here……….. :oops: :oops:

I…

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@Oss wrote:

What is your best tune ever.

I will be nice and if you find it hard, i will let you pick one from each decade.

So most of us that is the last 2 or 3 decades.

PATS you obviously has 7 decades to choose from ya old git :lol: :lol:

many a good tune played on an old fiddle. get in my cupboard NOW. :wink:

@Oss wrote:

Step away from the New Topic button RObbo, I is the only silly poster in this village :twisted:

You can keep you’re title, Oss…Honestly, you can :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i’ll see u both in my cupboard later. be afraid. :evil:

Can i bring the whip with the studs in it :D

of course.and those black pvc gloves.and the rampant.and the….opsssss am i givin too much away here……….. :oops: :oops:

I broke the rampant, have you got one :wink: