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    Bat replied to the topic Bat and her mates on a Sunday drive in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I,ve got one thing to say to you young man. Ready?

    %$££$&^S! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Smiley replied to the topic can I join one of your…. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    Tox mate we treated you like a charity case mate hahaha :lol:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL! LOL! LMAOOOOOOOOO! F*CKING LOL! OMG LOL! HELP, LOL! OMG, I JUST COUGHED UP ONE OF MY TESTICLES FROM LAUGHING! LOL! LOL! LOL X 2! PMSL! LOL! ROTFFLMFAO! *gets out notepad and writes that one down.* OMG I CAN’T, I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD,…[Read more]

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    Oss replied to the topic Valentine’s Day in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    @Matty wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    I reckon Rainny will send me one becuase she wants me :lol: :lol:

    my young lady wants me to take her out for a meal, though that is highly unprobable as i am 550 miles away and the British army won’t give me the time of to go and take her out. How nasty are my bosses :cry:

    Oh and happy valentines day everyone for the…

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    Matty replied to the topic Valentine’s Day in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    I reckon Rainny will send me one becuase she wants me :lol: :lol:

    my young lady wants me to take her out for a meal, though that is highly unprobable as i am 550 miles away and the British army won’t give me the time of to go and take her out. How nasty are my bosses :cry:

    Oh and happy valentines day everyone for the 14th…

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    Oss replied to the topic :) in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 5 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    What has six legs and kills you when it falls out of a tree?

    A snooker table

    :lol:

    What do you get when you hang out of a banana tree?

    Sore arms :lol:

    Very sorry was bored :roll:

    Does`nt that depend on what nationality you are though ….?

    No i pretty much think snooker tables are the same throughout the world

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    ugo replied to the topic :) in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 5 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    What has six legs and kills you when it falls out of a tree?

    A snooker table

    :lol:

    What do you get when you hang out of a banana tree?

    Sore arms :lol:

    Very sorry was bored :roll:

    Does`nt that depend on what nationality you are though ….?

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    SailinGal replied to the topic london meet in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    @SailinGal wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    @SailinGal wrote:

    Where in Germany are you Oss????

    Paderborn a few hours south of Berlin :D

    Cool I´m in Munich :D

    Bugga ………… My passports expired :( :( :(

    Then get a new one ffs!!!!! lol

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    Bat replied to the topic Useless drivers in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    @Bat wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    Oooo tensions are high in here :twisted:

    It,s not the tension thats high Oss. I,ts the dick on top of UGO,s head. :wink: :lol:

    :shock: thats nasty – oh dear, thank god my has been put away to hibernate over the winter :roll:

    He should wear his dickhead t shirt with pride lol. :wink: :lol:

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    Oss replied to the topic Useless drivers in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Bat wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    Oooo tensions are high in here :twisted:

    It,s not the tension thats high Oss. I,ts the dick on top of UGO,s head. :wink: :lol:

    :shock: thats nasty – oh dear, thank god my has been put away to hibernate over the winter :roll:

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    Oss replied to the topic london meet in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    @SailinGal wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    Theres no need to brag about it i have been in this hell hole over 13 years now :cry:

    Awwwww you poor thing…..I´m considering a change of tapestry myself……29 years is enough lol…

    29 years in Munich christ you must love punishment :shock:

    you’ll have to organise a Munich meet for everyone :lol:

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    SailinGal replied to the topic london meet in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    Theres no need to brag about it i have been in this hell hole over 13 years now :cry:

    Awwwww you poor thing…..I´m considering a change of tapestry myself……29 years is enough lol…

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    Romilly replied to the topic Who’s next to pop their clogs? in the board Polls 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    Why aint Keith Chegwin on there :lol:

    LOL … and Nicholas Parsons………..

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    Oss replied to the topic Has Forum 3 become boring? (aka The War Zone) in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Bat wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    Awww can’t we have a peace treaty here please :?

    Peace? In JC? £$$%$*+S!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    Yeah i said Peace Bat – now bugger off and be nice :roll:

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    sunny replied to the topic Word of the Day, take 2!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    @sunny wrote:

    Bored out me f00king tree

    How did you get your fat ass up a tree :lol: :lol:

    I stood on ya scabby lil head ya tw at lol :wink:

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    ugo replied to the topic london meet in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    @SailinGal wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    @SailinGal wrote:

    Where in Germany are you Oss????

    Paderborn a few hours south of Berlin :D

    Cool I´m in Munich :D

    Bugga ………… My passports expired :( :( :(

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    Vibe replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    @Vibe wrote:

    oss i know u have missed me darling :lol: :lol: :lol:

    go on say it …………………………………………..

    i missed u vibe :lol: :lol: :lol:

    go on its not hard :wink: :wink: :wink:

    Your right i missed you…………………….

    but by joves i will hit you next time :twisted:

    oh bit words Oss ,…[Read more]

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    Lucky replied to the topic Have you seen this? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 7 months ago

    @Oss wrote:

    :lol:

    don’t make me slap you young man! :lol:

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    Angel or Devil replied to the topic Any news of arrests yet? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago

    @Niksss wrote:

    @Angel or Devil wrote:

    @Niksss wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    @Niksss wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    I got a couple of pics from the night – i’ll post them up soon,

    Oh and btw i was really well behaved and deny anything that i am accused off :roll:

    :-k :^o

    I was a well behaved boy i tell ya honest :lol:

    I mean i was really good :twisted:

    =; telling porkies…

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    Angel or Devil replied to the topic Any news of arrests yet? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago

    @Niksss wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    @Niksss wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    I got a couple of pics from the night – i’ll post them up soon,

    Oh and btw i was really well behaved and deny anything that i am accused off :roll:

    :-k :^o

    I was a well behaved boy i tell ya honest :lol:

    I mean i was really good :twisted:

    =; telling porkies again oss?

    would he do that :lol:…[Read more]

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    Oss replied to the topic Stranglers in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago

    @Catz wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    Theres loads of strangers here, i have gone all shy :oops: :roll:

    Yeah right!!! :P

    Hi :wink:

    hiya catz darlin – you is a blast from the past :roll:

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