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@ridingmountains2 wrote:

@oss wrote:

I know and they charged me for the extra hours :shock:

You know you loved it really

Yeah but a bottle of water wouldn’t have gone a miss :D

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@geordiebird wrote:

:-…
that made me feel sick

How do ya think a sperm feels.

There he is puting his flippers on ready for the big swim then all of a sudden all of the lessons he has recieved about the vagina and the womb etc have gone out the window. What he thought was gonna be a swim upstream, has now turned into a evasion tactics one on one with a lashing tongue and a marauding set of teeth followed by a ride the rapids down stream through the oesophagus and into the acid filled stomach. If they survive that they got the ungodly smell of the bladder followed by a freefall without a parachute into the toilet and then another water turbulence experience as they get flushed into the sewer and then on to the water plant where they get cleaned up and put out as Bottled drinking water. Then they spend a few days looking out of the btl seeing people walk by thinking that could of been me in nine months. but no she had to swallow.

Christ Indiana Jones never had an adventure like that :lol:

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@ridingmountains2 wrote:

@oss wrote:

cos i support Utd.

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Oh dear!

Don’t you start :(

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@ridingmountains2 wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

bet u drink the white stuff george :D

dirty git :lol:

How do you know if a man has a high sperm count?

On acount of the fact you have to chew before you swallow!

Ah but do you treat it like you should treat all food and chew it 46 times to get maximum flavour out of it :roll:

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@ridingmountains2 wrote:

@oss wrote:

Hey Riding you know you would love o be locked in a dark closet with Captain Fishcake for 24 hours :lol:

Funnily enough a friend of mine who used to be a Madame had one punter who liked to be tied up and locked in the closet. He apparently came in one morning and was duely locked up and his money taken for an hour…… however these busy ladies forgot about him and it wasn’t untill 4 am when they were locking up that thy heard a peep saying “can i come out now mistress”

I know and they charged me for the extra hours :shock:

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Good to see ya Beeks m8 have a gudyun yaself m8 :D

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@ridingmountains2 wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Would you two like to be alone?

God No!

I realize that my stunning looks and verbal repartee are irresistible…. but AM credit me with some taste

Hey Riding you know you would love o be locked in a dark closet with Captain Fishcake for 24 hours :lol:

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Squeezy darlin doesn’t that kid of yours ever age – it has been 23 weeks for ages now :roll: :lol: :lol:

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Mine is to start sh@gging loads of blondes :roll: :twisted:

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@steve_519 wrote:

Okay what is gonna be your new years resolution for 2007?

My new years resolution for 2007 is to stop sh@gging blondes :roll:

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