[Oss]

I’m not getting anything for xmas, nobody loves me

[Oss]

Sending text messages calling Angel names allday knowing she couldn’t answer me back cos she aint got no credit, made me smile today, infact i was p!issing me pants with laughter :lol: :lol:

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Highs….

My kids are always a high point in my life cos they is beautiful
Coming to Cyprus for six months.
Having some really good friends.

Lows
Being in the army lol
and deffo not e nough sex

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For christmas i want …….

Californian hump back beetle
XBOX 360 with loads of games
Scalectrix
Chess set
toilet roll
a cadburys flake
snooker table
a 5 bedroom house
flying lessons
money box
a cheque for a million pounds
a pot noodle (preferably chicken and mushroom and extra soy sauce)
and a lovely woman to share it with.

Oh best make it 2 of everything above apart from the woman cos if she leaves me she would want half of everything, and there is no way i am sharing my pot noodle :lol: :lol:

[Oss]

Your welcome darlin xx

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@angel* wrote:

Some great pics of oss and his mates and Spanish……..

oss is your tongue ever in your mouth darlin! :lol:

Not if i have my way it aint :wink: :twisted:

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Great darlin, i was drinking bitter and i never get a bad head after drinking that, tis only when i drink scum sucking lager or mix me drinks.

Talking of which got a fancy dress party tomorrow night. hehe

I said i was going as a chef, and someone pointed out i didn’t have a chefs outfit, so now i am going as the naked chef :lol: :lol:

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I want enough Caffreys bitter to fill me bath so i can have a relaxing day in the bath and everytime i want a drink all i have to do is dunk me head in :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@angel* wrote:

No I don’t, I wish you would tho……and no darlin I ain’t got any credits

Get some credits ya skin flint – and you use to moan at me for it :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Oss]

COme on Angel darlin do you honestly think i would. :lol: :lol:

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