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@jordache wrote:

Is that you Oss? Sighs…

Have you got an older brother?

I’m 34c and i am afraid i am the oldest out all all my brothers and sisters, i have another piccie with me top of if you want :lol: :lol:

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@*GG* wrote:

The perfect murder would be to take somebody out on a boat some distance from shore, wack them over the head with a lead pipe then tie their neck to a rope attached to a 20 kilo weigh stolen from the gym and bung them over the side.

Return to shore and forget about your handywork because the fish will take care of that given time. :wink:

GG mate, you are one of these fools who has given it 5 seconds thought and come up with nothing. For one, a missing persons file would be reported, wether it be a day or a month. they would be missed. Second of all you are going to bang them over the head with a lead pipe – this isn’t really cause a splattering of blood is it. You didn’t mention you cleaned the boat. So there is going to blood everywhere. and even if you clean up after you, do you know how to clean up before a forensic scientist comes aboard, and sweeps your boat with chlorophic acid. Something they have recently discovered, reveals most substances even if washed away with bleach. oh and bllod is a big show-er

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@jordache wrote:

I’m tempted Oss – so very tempted!, but shouldn’t I wait til you have had the privellage?

At least then I would know if it worked or not!

Jordacjhe darlin my plan is fool proof – i have waited ten years so far to excute it, and i will wait another 6 before i commit it trust me, i have researched it to DEATH. :twisted:

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@jordache wrote:

Some nice ideas, but not exactly what I am after….Oss I think you would make a fine detective! Very impressed with you, so far!

But how about you were trying to make it look accidental? What would your thoughts be on that scenario?

Jordache darlin – i have the perfect murder, but i have not yet commited it, so i would be a fool to divulge my secrets before hand. I shall give you a secret though, and that is distancing!!!!!

Distancing requires a lot of patience and desire to succeed.

Bit if you would like a one to one then my pm is there for tips :wink:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@oss wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.

Shortly afterwards – WHAMMO – they die of an insulin overdose. As insulin occurs naturally in the body and as it is broken down in the bloodstream anyway, the excess amount wouldn’t show up in a toxicology screen at a post mortem.

Game over for the victim.

Very very good PB mate but again, you did not research well enough. Yes insulin is natural produced in the human body, but did you for one second think about how much a human body can absorb, cos this is what you are proclaiming that will kill the person. in that short time of brushing their teeth and rinsing there mouth out with water you are hoping the body absorbs 87.48 mg (miL) of insulin. at the rate the body absorbs fluids in the mouth, for it to absorb that amount of fluid they would need to be swilling their mouth out with about 2 gallons of insulin. :D

OK how about using a small quantity of Potassium Cyanide – same method as above. Symptoms mimic a massive heart attack and with any luck they won’t suspect it is a cyanide induced attack and write it off to natural causes.

Mmmm not entirely sure, though the person woud have to be fairly old for it not to seem suspicious. Mmmm i will get back to you on this one :D

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@gemz wrote:

no i ain’t sian but its there lost not mine hehehe

There loss you ean darlin, and i agree it is

ffs everyone should hire a Geordie Bird :wink:

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@poshy wrote:

@oss wrote:

@poshy wrote:

I would just sing to them :twisted: …. they would soon throw themself off the nearest cliff voluntarily … and all I would have done is sing – or perhaps whistle.. that’s pretty excruciating too :lol: :lol:

POshy what are you saying – your voice is devine :D

Aha – it’s clear you have never heard me :lol: :lol:

But darling your murder could be prevented by a simple set of ear plugs :wink:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.

Shortly afterwards – WHAMMO – they die of an insulin overdose. As insulin occurs naturally in the body and as it is broken down in the bloodstream anyway, the excess amount wouldn’t show up in a toxicology screen at a post mortem.

Game over for the victim.

Very very good PB mate but again, you did not research well enough. Yes insulin is natural produced in the human body, but did you for one second think about how much a human body can absorb, cos this is what you are proclaiming that will kill the person. in that short time of brushing their teeth and rinsing there mouth out with water you are hoping the body absorbs 87.48 mg (miL) of insulin. at the rate the body absorbs fluids in the mouth, for it to absorb that amount of fluid they would need to be swilling their mouth out with about 2 gallons of insulin. :D

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@racquel wrote:

5ft4

Huba Hubba wanna tell me more :wink: :lol:

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