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@pikey wrote:
Oss, I’m sure they don’t teach you all this in t’army. :-s What about an injection inside the mouth or nose or something?
Pikey mate – the mouth and the nose is one of the first places they have checked since 1963, they only started checking he finger nails etc since 2001, it was carried out ocassionally on very suspicious cases but now a days it is carried out on all bodies, mainy referd to as injection scan protocol. This is actually one of the largest test on a body, roughly 16 hours, all carried out before the body is opened up :D
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
@bassingbourne55 wrote:
Get them to come and look at the huge vat of mashed potato you’re processing as part of a catering venture. When they are leaning over to admire the potato, give them a shove.
I see the idea behind that!!! …… Another catering venture ……….. A huge cottage pie!
It has possibilities … Problem with that is … how do you explain the meat and the mash being all mixed up :-k
Mind you … My solution is much easier …. I just argue them to death! Takes a lot less time than people might think too! :lol:
Lambrini darlin ya could argue with me all night and all day, and i would still say you was right, you would give up long before me :lol: :lol:
@bassingbourne55 wrote:
Get them to come and look at the huge vat of mashed potato you’re processing as part of a catering venture. When they are leaning over to admire the potato, give them a shove.
Again majorly flawed Bass mate – you haven’t really thought this through have you, come off it. One a missing persons file woud be processed by someone. Two after you VAT has processed the mash pot and body, persons would become severly ill, in the science world it’s called Cafertio delectus noroturum. Poison by the dead. A dead body spreads illness through out, in this case poss food poison. They would then locate the main food all victims had suffered and locate your VAT and slowly but surely work the motive the reason down to you, as it was your VAT
@poshy wrote:
I would just sing to them :twisted: …. they would soon throw themself off the nearest cliff voluntarily … and all I would have done is sing – or perhaps whistle.. that’s pretty excruciating too :lol: :lol:
POshy what are you saying – your voice is devine :D
@cordy wrote:
* wonders where she can get insulin from *
Perfect murder? Chop their heads off, dispose of, chop torso into bits, chop … err, shall I stop now?Cordy all they need is a square mm to take a DNA test – so how small you gonna chop thisbody up :shock:
@pikey wrote:
:-$ Insulin injection under a finger or toe nail. Only works on non diabetics.
Pikey mate since the year 2001 they check every finger nail, every toe nail, evey cuticle – they airbrush the body for an injection, since the murder of JD foster, through an insulin injection in the ass hole. Your plan years ago would of worked but today is majorly flawed mate
@tommy-toxen wrote:
@jordache wrote:
If you had to commit the perfect murder;one that looked like an accident, how would you do it?
Just stab them, throw the knife into the ocean/nearest lake/river, and bury them in a remote location making sure you have a pre-prepared alibi. (like “signing” in somewhere, sneaking out, commiting the murder, sneaking back in then “signing” out so when police check the records it looks like you were there all the time.)
make sure you burn & bury all clothes you were wearing, and wair a hairnet, and also surgeons gloves, and also wear different shoes as the soles can be identified, so chuck your shoes into the ocean/lake/river too and put new ones on (obviously not at the scene!!!!), also if you’re using a vehicle make sure you don’t use your own ffs, or public transport which have CCTV.[
…not that i’m a professional or anything
You forgot one thing TT – DNA of the corpse, now it may take a while to find the body, but they would find it eventually (unless of course you bury her under your new patio), and when they discover her body they would lift any fabric particles of her body that didn’t match her clothes, but this doesn’t worry you, cos you burnt your clothes, but you did forget your dna left on the clothing particles left on her body. Your DNA would be all over the particles of clothing that you wore that attched themselves to her and you subsequently would be arrested
Clunk click mate – nice try though
A good days work made me smile today :D
I said to my brother-in-law once i would go and visit him for a week one day.
His sarcastic reply was a whole week in one day :shock: :lol:
@cymorill wrote:
thats nothing on a message board i use the current emoticon count is 11352 and not one is duplicated and they are all neatly categorised. that would keep you busy for a while oss :lol: :lol: we have an emoticon for everything including a yawning one
edited to add, some arent strictly emoticons more small animations.
Give me them all please :lol: :lol: :lol:
