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@soulie wrote:

since when did i become a city fan?

20 mins ago :lol: :lol:

ya turn coat :roll:

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@soulie wrote:

i was told once to smile.. it does’nt cost anything, so i smiled to the bloke next to me, and lost my two front teeth

Sorry mate i thought you was coming on to me :roll: :lol:

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@anaconda f wrote:

I’d take him up to Beachy Head, walk hand in hand with him to the edge then turn him round with his back to the edge, give him a great big snog so he was relaxed and just push him over when no-one was watching

Ah yeah but Ana darlin, as you pushed him his feet would still dig in as he struggled for those 2 seconds, and when they got his shoes back would carry out a plaster cast mould and determine that they where his struggle marks. Then they would wonder who could get him to the edge without to much struggle and be able to relax him without him having putting up a fight. Now if he was having an affair they would assume it was you as an act of revenge, and if he wasn’t aving an affair though would assume you did it for the insurance money. So clunk click your nicked aswell :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@soulie wrote:

but do you know who did’nt flush the toilet and left a big turd floating

You did cos your a city fan and love admiring sh1t :lol: :lol:

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@*Sian* wrote:

You’re obsessed with smiley’s ffs :lol: The net is far more advanced if you care to look. A whole new world after smileys waiting out there for you :roll: :lol:

:lol: :lol: is there :roll: i would never of known that :shock:

but as you have informed me :D so i shall have a wonder :P but i must admit i am a bit scared :? as i have never been in the big internet world alone :-({|= . Please don’t tell anyone i am going out alone :-$ , but hopefully i shall return unscathed :D/

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@kentlass19 wrote:

@oss wrote:

@squeezy wrote:

@oss wrote:

Welcome to the jc asylum Bazz

Gathered it was ya first time here as you only have one post. :lol:

Move over Sherlock – Oss is on the case! :roll: :lol:

I’m good aint i squeezy darlin.

I worked out you was from scotland quick enough, i just looked at your location 8) :lol:

im surprised they aint got you working for scotland yard :roll: :lol:

I even know you is in Kent :roll:

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@*Sian* wrote:

Parps, fluffs, guffs, trumps, you! :lol:

Falls asleep first, and snores :lol: :lol:

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@squeezy wrote:

@oss wrote:

Welcome to the jc asylum Bazz

Gathered it was ya first time here as you only have one post. :lol:

Move over Sherlock – Oss is on the case! :roll: :lol:

I’m good aint i squeezy darlin.

I worked out you was from scotland quick enough, i just looked at your location 8) :lol:

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@*Sian* wrote:

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Soppy old romantic and farts :lol:

what do ya mean i fart :shock:

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Welcome to the jc asylum Bazz

Gathered it was ya first time here as you only have one post. :lol:

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