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I know her well enough :lol:
@squeezy wrote:
@oss wrote:
Well now there is a question,
Lets see, i won’t mention his name but i will just call him PC
I would find him ask him out for a beer and when he wasn’t looking Stick loads of super glue and stick it on his feet then quickly get us to cross the road but as we got half way across, i would pause for a chat. This would be to allow the super glue to take effect and glue him to the road. The i would jump into a steam roller convieniently parked 100 metres down the road and start rolling towards him. By the time i get there he would of Peed and sh1t himself. He might of tried to take his shoes of but i would of super glued his laces so they couldn’t be undone. Then i would slowly run over him crushing every bone and turns all of his muscles and body fat into puree.
Is that accidental enough.
Oh and PC if you are still out there – time is catching up with you :twisted:
But the superglue would still be in evidence……. :?
Btw….I think ‘PC’ should be worried… :shock:
Yeah but the superglue wouldn’t be connected to me cos i haven’t got any airfix models :roll:
@pats wrote:
million dollar baby…………………was sad….. :(
I liked Million dollar baby.
Charlie and the chocolate factory is shyte, avoid it at all costs people :evil:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
:oops: oh stop it young man.
I will pass you the tenner later ok :wink:
I am sure we said you would work the payment off another way :wink: :twisted:
Screwy, lovely, cuddly, funny, sarcastic
@rainbowbrite wrote:
@oss wrote:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Why would i reveal my plot to kiss oss right here right now? :roll: Im not that stupid!
Oh ok id do it in the billiard room with the candlestick. But i would have him first on the billiard table….where i would have my wicked way. :wink:
Mmmmmm i like the sounds of that, i just a bit worried what you are going to do with the candlestick. Please tell me it’s not an anal probe :shock:
Aww so romantic, you remembered i keep anal probes 8) :D
How could i forget darlin, it took 2 weeks to get the last one out :?
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Why would i reveal my plot to kiss oss right here right now? :roll: Im not that stupid!
Oh ok id do it in the billiard room with the candlestick. But i would have him first on the billiard table….where i would have my wicked way. :wink:
Mmmmmm i like the sounds of that, i just a bit worried what you are going to do with the candlestick. Please tell me it’s not an anal probe :shock:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
I am 5 ft so that makes me ermm a short ass! :lol: I wear a lot of heels.
Nice things come in small packages Rainnyroos darlin – i just said that above, and you is no exception :wink: :lol:
@reileyroo wrote:
My god, i am really worried about this thread.
:shock:
Why should you be worried reilyroo, they haven’t began to plot your murder yet and besides DETECTIVE OSS will spoil there plans before the put it into action :lol:
Uncontrolable, off the rails, loveable
