[Oss]

@*Sian* wrote:

Me in the morning :shock: :lol:

I remember that face in the morning :roll: :wink:

[Oss]

@angel* wrote:

Catching up on the fone with oss :D :D :D xxxxxx

Love me Angel* bless her – heart of gold lol

[Oss]

@panickstricken wrote:

All I want for Christmas is…..

1. A job as an MP or in a ladies underwear department.
2. A nuclear device to force favours from the Prime Minister.
3. Lots of lovely nude ladies to go to the cinema with.
4. A black and white pony and some polo mints, or a badger.
5. Some trees for my garden.
6. Some writing paper to write down details of Unfortunate Incidents.
7. A pen, obviously.
8. A garden for my trees.
9. A car that goes at a thousand miles an hour and uses stones instead of petrol.
10. A hundred pairs of socks – one for every day of the year.

p.s. I have been a good boy this year, if you don’t count the Unfortunate Incident in the old folks home with the vaccum cleaner and the other Unfortunate Incident with the young lady in the Easter Bunny outfit in Selfridges and that was her fault cos she shouldn’t have bent over to give that little girl an egg when her mum was there and could have easily taken it for her. I have had no Unfortunate Incidents worthy of note for nearly 5 weeks, well none that have involved police or social workers.

9. A car that goes at a thousand miles an hour and uses stones instead of petrol.
Wake up and smell your own cheese please ffs – cars barely go above 200mph – so you think in your wish you are gonna be granted a car that could perform the quatum leap, you so need to take speed just to slow your reality down, you twassac :lol:

10. A hundred pairs of socks – one for every day of the year.

So there is ony one hundred days in the year feck me – i’m 102 years old alredy and there was me thinkin i was 34. Again ya twassac there is 364 days in a year therefore needing 364 pairs of socks to last a year unless of course you have a washing machine, in which case 10 /20 pairs should last ya if you wash them :lol:

sorry for picking faults Pan Strik – please rehearse your speech next time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Oss]

Good night all i am off for a bath then i am off out for a few drinks in Nicosia.

Have fun all and thanx for the laffs this afternoon :lol:

[Oss]

The kitchen table is cleared apart from 2 glasses of wine and some ice cubes :wink:

[Oss]

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

Rainnyroos darlin it aint an auction and besides darlin, i am sure your personality alone is worth more than 36p and a mould sweet :wink:

and Racquel darlin, it takes alot more than a lil line to upset my magnificent happy go lucky sense of humour :lol: :wink: but if ya want you can make it up to me :P

You already know what i want :wink:

Your just teasing me :lol:

and Sian i aint ya bloody receptionist ffs :lol:

I know I am soooo cruel arent I :lol:

I think i am gonna be come a monk and live in a monastery away from all the orrible nasty women :lol: :lol:

Ouch!! no need to get personal :lol:

You sure the ouch wasn’t from me pinching your backside :wink: :lol:

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@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

Me?? :shock: :lol:

Pmsl hehehehehe – well i wasn’t talking to the kitchen table, mmmm no there is an idea :wink: :lol:

mmmmmm what a good idea… :wink:

Should i clear the ktchen table now or later :P :wink:

[Oss]

look closely :lol:

i’ll say it again anyways just for you

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[Oss]

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

Rainnyroos darlin it aint an auction and besides darlin, i am sure your personality alone is worth more than 36p and a mould sweet :wink:

and Racquel darlin, it takes alot more than a lil line to upset my magnificent happy go lucky sense of humour :lol: :wink: but if ya want you can make it up to me :P

You already know what i want :wink:

Your just teasing me :lol:

and Sian i aint ya bloody receptionist ffs :lol:

I know I am soooo cruel arent I :lol:

I think i am gonna be come a monk and live in a monastery away from all the orrible nasty women :lol: :lol:

[Oss]

@racquel wrote:

Me?? :shock: :lol:

Pmsl hehehehehe – well i wasn’t talking to the kitchen table, mmmm no there is an idea :wink: :lol:

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