Own Kah

@Pete wrote:

an alcohol induced reply??? :lol:

No comment! :wink:

I was laughing as I typed it, and it still makes me chuckle rereading it. :lol:

I sincerely hope that no one was offended (much). :twisted:

:shock:
A clean install of Windows to eliminate a couple of Trojans?!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

@panickstricken wrote:

In ONE HUNDRED years time, I will call all the volunteers together and set a series of SCIENTIFIC TESTS like making them do a SU DOKU puzzle

I’d like to volunteer for the tests as I cant even spell soduko or pole vault
either. :wink:

@morrissey wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@morrissey wrote:

On A Humdrum Town. All day, non stop, without pity or a care for those below.

Greetings from Manchester.

Fucking move then you whinging manic depressive wannabe! :twisted:
The rain has to fall hard in order to bounce off the pavement and
water the daffodils up your arse! :lol:

What’s up with…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

IS MORPH A 10 YR OLD SCHOOLKID HE ACTS LIKE ONE

That’s very insulting to 10 year olds! [-X

@emmalush wrote:

“ive not made any money out of politics” – John Prescott – MP since 1970.
Sunday on the politics show.

I believe him!
He has two Jag’s to run and a massive pie bill on £30,000 a year.

I am so glad that I’m not growing up in the present day,
men are redundant and women aspire to be size 8. :roll:

@morrissey wrote:

On A Humdrum Town. All day, non stop, without pity or a care for those below.

Greetings from Manchester.

Fucking move then you whinging manic depressive wannabe! :twisted:
The rain has to fall hard in order to bounce off the pavement and
water the daffodils up your arse! :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i tend not to read the posts and just go by the subject these days

saves so much time, and it usually ends up causing a flame

so all is good :D

I’m a lover not a flamer! 8-[

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

As far as I can see, poor Ugo doesn’t even do anything wrong, people start threads abusing him like this one, and then they wonder why he retaliates, then they go crying to PB for his account to be deleted :?

Are we reading the same posts?! :-s

I type shyte, it is my right;
You do it better,
Don’t brag about it.

I can rhyme, given time;
You do it too,
Big fucking deal.

Words abound, words confound;
Don’t be afraid,
When you know it’s shyte.

@The Observer wrote:

Not Again!!!!

Hehe I’m in your midst again :)
Unfortunately I am pissed again :P
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again :oops:
A little Brahms and Liszt again :lol:
Will I get hugged and kissed again? [-o<
Or get shown that clenched fist again? 8-[
My charms, can she resist again? 8)
but I’ve been told to desist again :(
As she…

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@Catz wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Whenever I see the name Ugo I wonder, ‘who has the braincell today?’

Woooo that bit sounds freakily like a comment passed, often, by a person on another forum I frequent …it’s not you is it Owen? :shock: :lol:

You must have read enough of my shit to be able to spot the difference.:roll:

There has to be a niche in the market for illicit smoking dens methinks. :twisted:

@angel* wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@angel* wrote:

I stayed up till 2am to watch it…….and was thoroughly dissappointed! :evil:

wot angel* sed :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Had the makings of a gud film tho hun :wink:

Didn’t come close to An American Werewolf in London. :wink:

@angel* wrote:

I stayed up till 2am to watch it…….and was thoroughly dissappointed! :evil:

wot angel* sed :oops:

I predict that Portsmouth will escape relegation by one point.

You forgot to add:
NEVER let a woman see you wearing socks without trousers! :wink:
NEVER let your wife/girlfriend cut your hair! :shock:
They cut it geeky so other women won’t fancy you. :wink:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

…i’m off to bed anyway (for real, unlike certain chav-wine drinkers who i KNOW will post something snidey after i’ve left knowing i can’t post back)

night x

ToMmY smokes crack for breakfast, and he wears odd socks on Sundays! :twisted:

Steve Coppell hailed his players after they clinched
promotion to the Premiership for the first time with a
1-1 draw at Leicester.
“This has been dream-like in many ways, but a dream
based on hard work and players of tremendous ability.
“They’re a small squad who give everything for the club
and we’ve had a tremendous year.
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