[Own Kah]

I type shyte, it is my right;
You do it better,
Don’t brag about it.

I can rhyme, given time;
You do it too,
Big fucking deal.

Words abound, words confound;
Don’t be afraid,
When you know it’s shyte.

[Own Kah]

@The Observer wrote:

Not Again!!!!

Hehe I’m in your midst again :)
Unfortunately I am pissed again :P
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again :oops:
A little Brahms and Liszt again :lol:
Will I get hugged and kissed again? [-o<
Or get shown that clenched fist again? 8-[
My charms, can she resist again? 8)
but I’ve been told to desist again :(
As she loves Jean Baptiste again :evil:
and my sebaceous cyst again :?:
has burst and well you get the jist again :-…
So a swift one off the wrist again :mrgreen:
but I might want you to assist again :wink:
I fear that it’s Scotch mist again :|
and I’ll end up as “dismissed again” :-({|=

:lol: =D> :lol: =D> :lol:

[Own Kah]

@catz wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Whenever I see the name Ugo I wonder, ‘who has the braincell today?’

Woooo that bit sounds freakily like a comment passed, often, by a person on another forum I frequent …it’s not you is it Owen? :shock: :lol:

You must have read enough of my shit to be able to spot the difference.:roll:

[Own Kah]

There has to be a niche in the market for illicit smoking dens methinks. :twisted:

[Own Kah]

@angel* wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@angel* wrote:

I stayed up till 2am to watch it…….and was thoroughly dissappointed! :evil:

wot angel* sed :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Had the makings of a gud film tho hun :wink:

Didn’t come close to An American Werewolf in London. :wink:

[Own Kah]

@angel* wrote:

I stayed up till 2am to watch it…….and was thoroughly dissappointed! :evil:

wot angel* sed :oops:

[Own Kah]

I predict that Portsmouth will escape relegation by one point.

[Own Kah]

You forgot to add:
NEVER let a woman see you wearing socks without trousers! :wink:
NEVER let your wife/girlfriend cut your hair! :shock:
They cut it geeky so other women won’t fancy you. :wink:

[Own Kah]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

…i’m off to bed anyway (for real, unlike certain chav-wine drinkers who i KNOW will post something snidey after i’ve left knowing i can’t post back)

night x

ToMmY smokes crack for breakfast, and he wears odd socks on Sundays! :twisted:

[Own Kah]

Steve Coppell hailed his players after they clinched
promotion to the Premiership for the first time with a
1-1 draw at Leicester.
“This has been dream-like in many ways, but a dream
based on hard work and players of tremendous ability.
“They’re a small squad who give everything for the club
and we’ve had a tremendous year.
“We knew results were going our way, but we wanted a
decent result and just being there is a warm feeling inside.”

Reading chairman John Madejski said:
“This is the fulfilment of a dream, it’s what we set out to do
16 years ago.”

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