paddypower69

hey nowt wrong with my chat up lines….hahahahaha

hahahaha…..

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

21 i left home to live with girlfriend but all went pete tong, so i am back at home again… :(

i would post a picture but i have no idea how to!! :(

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won’t stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

“While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death”.

Oh man i am never eating again haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ok try this!!!

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine! :D :D

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn’t matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can’t cross the river (ie…bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person…[Read more]

wow he did hold his nerve, hardly missed a double.. Well done to the boy, how the hell can you be that good at darts at that age?

HAHAHAHAHA made me giggle

they should have had U2 as the 1st band. To give it a proper opening!!! :lol:

whata load of rubbish it is just another day!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

haha what a muppett i am i thought it a bit wird we got liverpool again……… :lol: :lol:

Guilty

Have you ever shagged on the 1st date?

we got bl oody Scousers again…..

Fourth round draw
Norwich v Dagenham & Redbridge
Southampton v Millwall
Walsall v Wimbledon
Blackburn v Sunderland
Rochdale v Coventry
Fulham v Charlton
Sheffield Utd v Ipswich
Shrewsbury v Chelsea
Stoke v Bournemouth
Brentford v Burnley
Farnborough v Arsenal
Manchester United v West Ham
Gillingham v…[Read more]

i have not met anybody, :( :( :( :(

any idea what it was that was in the wrapping paper??? :roll:

@paddypower69 wrote:

i have given up the cigarettes and i am getting myself fit to do another marathon. hopefully!!!! :roll:

Day 5 and i am still a non smoker!!! Come on son you can do it!!

yes miss i am here too, (when i can be arsed)!