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how am i feeling today?
well i feel like sh*t, i am so hungover? I lost my mobile phone last night too and left my jacket down the pub. So all in all i feel sh*t! lol :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
are you going to pay for the date !
omg what made that person think ” i wonder can i get my head up my arse”!
these are very smart cars
you done all that you could! it is very sad when a man that genually wants to help can’t for the fear of being accused of all kinds of sh*t, but that is the way the country is going ! :(
can you buy this tequilla over the counter or is it prescribed only? lol :D :D
@*Peco wrote:
Am I the only guy who doesn’t find pole dancing sexy or erotic.
Pole dancing seems to have came to the UK from the USA, the country where they first had go go dancers, topless dancers, and dancers in cages etc etc.
I find strip-tease sexy, and watching a woman dance is sexy, especially if she is wearing sexy clothes.
I think the pole idea must have began just as a way of giving a female dancer some kind of prop, and the fact it is a phallic symbol is I think supposed to be a turn-on for men, in the same way a man can get turned-on watching a woman holding or fiddling with anything from a pencil to a banana, especially if she puts in in her mouth and kinda plays around with it, mouthing it or gently biting the end of it. Whilst I find these things can be erotic and a turn-on, a woman dancing around a huge stainless steel pole just leaves me cold.
Think about it! Maybe it can be a little sexy and erotic watching a scantily-clad woman carressing the pole, or rubbing it up and down with her hands, that can plant the idea in a man’s mind of the woman doing this with his knob, but when I see any woman grab onto the pole and swing around it 360 degrees, especially if they go around it 2 or 3 times in one go, and sliding down it, I just can’t feel aroused or stimulated by that because I would never let any woman do that to my knob, it would just be too painfull. I think it would also damage me.
Now, in case you think I’ve written this post for men only, you’d be wrong.
I want to know if any women would find it sexy seeing a scantily-dressed man on a stage dancing around a huge vagina-type prop, like a massive sponge f a n n y? Or a huge pair of paper-mache tits?
I don’t think women are turned on by props the same way as men are. I’d say they like stuff like the Chippendales etc, or male strippers, especially uniformed guys like a sea captain or sailor, or a fireman with a hose, or a copper with a truncheon maybe. C’mon all you JC women, tell us what you find sexy in a male dancer? Is it the uniform? The 6 pack? The small tight buns?
Erm yes i think you must be the only one :?: :?:
@sunny wrote:
@paddypower69 wrote:
another one for my beloved mum!!!
The Old Rugged Cross
On a hill far away stood an Old Rugged Cross,
The emblem of suffering and shame;
And I love that old cross where the dearest and best
For a world of lost sinners was slain.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.Oh that Old Rugged Cross, so despised by the world,
Has a wondrous attraction for me;
For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above
To bear it to dark Calvary.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.In that Old Rugged Cross, stained with blood so divine,
A wondrous beauty I see,
For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,
To pardon and sanctify me.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.To the Old Rugged Cross I will ever be true;
Its shame and reproach gladly bear;
Then He’ll call me some day to my home far away,
Where His glory forever I’ll share.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.
bloody hell paddy me mom used to sing that loads while she did the irioning lost her 9 months now and miss her like f00k Yeah my mum sang it all the time, lost her 2 years ago and still miss her like fook!! :( :(
1. A Caravan
2. The suitcase i have yet to unpack
3. A generator ( to power the caravan)
4.. A fully stocked supermarket
5. Louise Redknapp
:D :D :o :D :D :o :D :D :o
sore cause i have got a bruised hooter, my mate hit me in it! lol
