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@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

Panda wipe your nose, something smelly and brown on it !!

Oops! Seems I’ve trodden on your toes. I forgot you’re obsessed with Jokecliffe. Sorry Coaty, I won’t do it again.

Good Girl, now run along, and don’t do it again, theres a good little minion :D

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@coathanger wrote:

Panda wipe your nose, something smelly and brown on it !!

Oops! Seems I’ve trodden on your toes. I forgot you’re obsessed with Jokecliffe. Sorry Coaty, I won’t do it again.

“This shouldn’t take long.”

“back in a mo”

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

So you’re accusing someone but you have no evidence but felt it ok to post it on the boards.

Tell me what’s the difference between this thread and the Skank thread?

Both are out of order and should be removed. If Joker got banned for the Skank thread you should be banned for this one.

Just IMHO.

I was sent two…

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* still wonders why ppl give out their email address (against advice) to virtual strangers and then shout about it when they get “hacked.”

*wonders why anyone would give their email address to Joker of all ppl in the first place.

Ok. In the interests of “fairness and consistency!”

:P

The Smash Martians

So you’re accusing someone but you have no evidence but felt it ok to post it on the boards.

Tell me what’s the difference between this thread and the Skank thread?

Both are out of order and should be removed. If Joker got banned for the Skank thread you should be banned for this one.

Just IMHO.

I thought this site explicitly advised ppl not to give out their personal details. :roll:

Judge: “State your name please.”

Joker: “Joker or Jokecliffe.”

Judge: “Joker or Jokecliffe. You stand accused of hacking ANC’s email.”

Joker: “You mean Skank?”

Judge to Court usher: “What is a Skank?”

Court Usher consults Urban Dictionary.

@SimplySu wrote:

@Ironduke wrote:

Ive no idea what most of you are on about….being s mere 44 im sure you are all making it up lol.I will admit to really wanting a flake now grrrrr

:D

erm … I will see your ‘mere 44’ and raise you (well, lower you actually!) to a ‘mere’ 39 … cheeky! Did you go through your childhood with your hands over your…

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Woah!!!

Bodyform!

Trio! Trio! I wanna a Trio and I want one now. Not one not two but three things in it. A chocolatey biscuit with a toffee taste too!

The Carling Black label with the German soldier catching the bouncing bombs during the Dambusters.

George the Hofmeister bear.

LOL

I’d be a Jurrasic Panda and Sam Neill as Dr Grant would examine me, lol

Actually, Sam Neill from any age could examine me!

@fat bob wrote:

Well, they’re usually round ya ankles, anc :lol:

I like!

@fat bob wrote:

My old doctor was called Dr Tremble, not a name to inspire confidence!

Also knew a woman called Deepa Khunti and another called Anne Job!

LOL

I went to see my doctor and behind him he had a calendar from a local undertaker.

Apparently, a Miss Bowler married a Mr Hat.

They decided to have a double barrell surname…

Don’t the Aussies call them thongs? :D

Being young and thinking we know it all makes us gullible.

Hello, HelloF! Welcome to the Sanatorium! You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. Unless you get banned, lol :D

All hail the “Urban Big Dic tionary!” :D

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

Happy birthday wordsworth, can i have a slice of your cake please :D

You can have a fair slice of the chocolate cake, but the fruit cake is all mine!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Plenty of fruit cakes here :D