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My favourite films with pies are the Yorkshire re-makes of the Bond films:

1. For your Pies Only
2. The Pie who Loved Me
3. Pie Finger
4. Pie Another Day
5. Golden Pie
6. Tomorrow Never Pies
7. Live and Let Pie
8. Piemans are Forever
9. Octopiesy

And the forthcoming, new Bond film, Piefall

I posted this before but no one appreciated it.

Hehehhehehhehehehehhehhe!

What’s with all the American spelling on this thread!

:shock:

Defense. Offense.

It’s defence and offence.

I’m my defence I take offence. :P

@tinks wrote:

anc ……i was given the name lionel blair last night :-k or was it all a dream? [-o< i fookin hope so

Hehehhehehehhenehhee!

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Ma shoes – all the better to woo you with:

Ma shoes?…………..has one gone missing? :-k

looks like something Lionel Blair would wear * shudders * now he’s very scarey 8-[

Oops! Here’s the other one (with a little bit of help from flip horizontal):

@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Les, classy jumper! How much you want for it?

*gets cheque book out

Pssssst Noel….that’s the one you put in the charity bag when the BBC dumped you, remember?

:shock:

The BBC didn’t dump me! I left! [-X

I was too good for them! Too big for them! I much prefer my afternoon slot…

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Or do what I do – copy and paste the pervy pm’s in the room and watch em leave double quick, lol. :D

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Bit like these but mine had two roses…. so ner :D

Ooo! Now they are bad. What did you do with them?

Charity shop….

Poor charity shop, lol :D

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Les, classy jumper! How much you want for it?

*gets cheque book out

Pssssst Noel….that’s the one you put in the charity bag when the BBC dumped you, remember?

:shock:

The BBC didn’t dump me! I left! [-X

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Bit like these but mine had two roses…. so ner :D

Ooo! Now they are bad. What did you do with them?

My crap rose present trumps yours!

:D

@How_u_doinnn wrote:

I didn’t think anyone liked our accents lol

Speech Therapists do!

:D :D

*runs

@boojangle wrote:

Hello Mrs T .. nice to put a face to the font :)

Shady character, that Teapot.

Les, classy jumper! How much you want for it?

*gets cheque book out

Ma shoes – all the better to woo you with:

@tinks wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Oh good lord it gets creepier! *shudders*

she’ll be asking next if we want to see the belt holding up the high waisted trousers :shock:

And the high rise shoes cos I’m a short arse! :D

*jogs to The Last word thread so sort that dastadly Les Dennis out.

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that one sided twitch…

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@jen_jen wrote:

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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I always had my doubts about Noel so I guess it isn’t that much of a surprise to learn that he wears ladies stockings…

More comfortable than socks. Would you like a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :P

Why do I have an image of a dirty old man offering kids sweets to get into…

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