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@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

No it’s sound effects for a Space Hopper!

I have not “boinged” on my ‘hopper for a long time now. its more a crunch of gravel sound as i drag it along like a slug like creature.. they just do not have the boing they did when i was 10 !

I blame the cheap way they are made now !

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@tinks wrote:

now that’s enough to put you off everything :-…

What’s worse:

Mr Bean: (Click to enlarge)

Or me, drunk:

@Terry wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Terry wrote:

One of my cats.

Lovely :D How many cats do you have Terry?

Two. The other one sits with me on his chair in the shed. The one in the picture is the friendliest you’ll ever meet.

You live in a shed? :shock:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Lovely :D How many cats do you have Terry?

Oi! What about mine???

:lol:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Last Word Cocktail

•3/4 ounce gin
•3/4 ounce lime juice
•3/4 ounce green Chartreuse
•3/4 ounce maraschino liqueur

Shake well with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Shut up and drink.

Ok :lol:

*One hour later:

@Terry wrote:

One of my cats.

Lots of cats seem to be jumping on the Batman bandwagon:

No it’s sound effects for a Space Hopper!

@Terry wrote:

One of my cats.

What song is said cat singing?

Fangs for the Memories? :P

Well done, tinks!

So you are now a fully qualified Madame Kinky Tinky? :lol:

(for all those puzzled, see The Last Word thread)

Boing!

@tinks wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Buying a catnip mouse for tupps (my cat) I presented it to her expectantly… she gave it a sniff looked at me quizzically ….. and walked off… she has ignored it ever since :D

teapot mine has done that so i bought loose cat nip and i drop a few grains on the floor and watch him go…………..CRAZY!

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I’m glad you said paddle lol :lol:

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Police are on their way investigating stolen threads… 8-[

They came to my house and have issued me with a fixed penalty notice. :?

What an injustice!

I’m sure you would have preferred it if they’d put handcuffs on you. 8)

@tinks wrote:

gutted

Soz tinks but I’ll have to pass on doing that bungee jump with you off of Niagra Falls. :wink:

I’ll stick to the barrell. Lol

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

no treatment at the dentist again…………and he told me he doesnt want to see me for 12 months :D/

That’s because you’ll be inside for possession of stolen goods. :lol:

will you visit?

I’ll be in there with you. We can resurrect Prisoner Cell Block H! :lol:

@tinks wrote:

no treatment at the dentist again…………and he told me he doesnt want to see me for 12 months :D/

That’s because you’ll be inside for possession of stolen goods. :lol:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

this is me

I’d save ya if I could swim.

kiddin right? :shock:

No. I hate water and I hate heights.

The trains were up the spout (soory Teapot, no offence to your nose!) this morning.

Central Line was suspended and then delays out of Cannon Street, Charing Cross and London Bridge…

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

You mischievous little minx, you Teapot! Inciting ppl to a life of crime! :lol:

Me?

Hmmm. More like Fagin, lol

“You’ve got to pick a thread or two…”

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

They don’t have to be in the room now!

I got a pm from a Forum Host when she wasn’t even in the room.

That really is not unusual Panda.

The saying ” walls have ears” is becoming more and more realistic now in the room. Which in my honest opinion i think, and always have done, is a good thing.

You would…

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