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@jen_jen wrote:

Nonsense? It was a sensitive Topic.

Did she Revel in it?

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

I laugh…I know peeps who do have pacemakers at my age…and I’m due to go to hospital for an op soon *quakes

Wanna buy some new Y fronts?

I recognise those…I had some just like those….how much?

The Last Word? :D

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

No she had a Boost.

Did she call for a Time Out?

She did, but then she couldn’t decide whether to have a break and have a kit kat or whether to p-p-p-pick up a penguin.

She was betwixed then?

It was enough to send her all curly wurly.

And wispa a load of nonsense?

@sceptical guy wrote:

I laugh…I know peeps who do have pacemakers at my age…and I’m due to go to hospital for an op soon *quakes

Wanna buy some new Y fronts?

Is there a market for used Y fronts?

*sneaks up and detaches the battery from Scep’s pacemaker

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

No she had a Boost.

Did she call for a Time Out?

She did, but then she couldn’t decide whether to have a break and have a kit kat or whether to p-p-p-pick up a penguin.

She was betwixed then?

YOU DONT SCARE ME COS IM FICK NO IM FICK SKINNED AND UR BULLYING DOSNT HURT ME YOU DONT SCARE ME YOU CANT HURT ME YOU CANT TOUCH ME AND IM CALLING THE POLICE YOU WATCH YOUR BACK

@sceptical guy wrote:

YOU FOOKIN WOTCH IT YOU GONNA SLEEP WIV ONE EYE OPEN PANDA COZ i’M ORGNAISING A CULL YER INNIT YER GOONA REGRET THE DAY YOU WAS BORN YOU IS A DEAD PANDA

YOU WATCH IT OLD MAN COS MY DAD IS ARD AND HES GONNA SHOOT YOU WIV HIS MACHETE!

@jen_jen wrote:

No she had a Boost.

Did she call for a Time Out?

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

He tries to but her inner goddess gobbles it up (the bar that is) and she has the most amazing phenylethylamine-induced orgasm she has ever…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

He tries to but her inner goddess gobbles it up (the bar that is) and she has the most amazing phenylethylamine-induced orgasm she has ever experienced…

*snickers @ that

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

@jen_jen wrote:

Ahem…I would eat it cold from the fridge, slowly and savouring every mouthful, allowing the chocolate to melt in my mouth and swirling the melted chocolate around my tongue before…..

You’ve done it now, jen. I suspect you’ve got Terry all excited.

Nah.

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I thought this thread was going to contain another of Terry’s classic pics. I suspect others did too, so as not to be disappointed, I’m posting this as a substitute:

@Terry wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

quite right terry – drama queen’s should be banned from buying 99’s from ice cream shops and I leave it to jen-jen as to what she does with the flake

I wonder how jen jen would eat a flake.

Will I suspect she would pick it up, put part of it in her mouth, bite a piece off, chew it and swallow it.

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I thought Terry would have preferred to buy his ice creams from a white van man called Mr Softy, Mr Whippy or Mr Cone Head.

@Terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

With or without a flake?

I’ve never referred to panda as a ‘flake’

:roll:

What a beautiful, moving thread.

I shed a tear.

@sceptical guy wrote:

I would quite like a gun…

Moss Side doesn’t seem to bother anbout what the law says about guns….

the real world is a world of guns…

Protection of life has to come first..and in a world wehre quite a few peeps have guns (legally and not) and are willing to use them…well, telling them it’s illegal isn’t going to do…

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