panda12

Well looks like the style is back in fashion!

@rogue trader wrote:

my pet mouse gerald is helping me build a shed.

Is this being built in Arnold Layne? :P

And I thought it was Gerald the mouse who needed a house?

Anyhow, whatever the nature of the construction, I hope Gerald is suitably equipped with safety gloves, helmet, goggles and boots and has been trained to use power tools…[Read more]

Pants! :P

Yes. You can be pictured for your passport wearing a colindar.

On your (skid) marks, get set, throw!

Nivarna are not pop! Rock gods!

I absolutely loathe Madonna.

When Derrick Bird went mad over here a couple of years back and shot 13 ppl dead, Americans were posting in a forum I go to slagging off our gun laws saying if we were all allowed to have guns someone could have stopped Bird by shooting him dead!

Oh the irony!

In America, a bank was inticing customers to open an account with them by giving them…[Read more]

@Nicey wrote:

Marmite knows when it’s meal time (to the very minute!) … she has been able to open doors since she was a kitten and can pick things up in her paw, by stretching each “finger” out!!! Her latest trick is to unfasten her collar with one paw.
One day ….when she has grown opposable thumbs ….. she will rule the world

Oh gawd! I…[Read more]

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

To be honest, i’d probably have a quote inscribed down my spine. One which carries great meaning of course. And i’d make sure the tattooist wasn’t dyslexic.

What if the tattooist is not dyslexic but just can’t spell? :shock:

Heaven forbid.

Look on the bright side, if it’s on your back you…[Read more]

@sceptical guy wrote:

and if they do, he will regret it!!!

oh yes!!!!!

I will do something far worse than anyone has ever done to anyone else before..

what it is I don’t know yet, but oh boy it’s going to be horrible..

once I’ve removed the dirty y-fronts from my head, been sick, washed up..all the rest, you know what I mean, you know what…

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Harvey my late great lab cross stole a pack of 200 chew sticks from a cupboard with no doors.

Not marvellous talent until you realise he made a marvellous effort to destroy all evidence that a crime had been committed. He proceeded to eat the lot including the cardboard and plastic packaging.

I would have been none the wiser until Harvey…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Its funny how tattoo’s have become acceptable… when I was little the only people who had them were ex forces men who had them done in some god forsaken place when they had had a few too many.

Now even women have them… my daughter has one at the base of her spine…. when Mr Teapot found out there was hell to pay I can tell…

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Some real good pics there but can’t help thinking photo editing has been used …

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

To be honest, i’d probably have a quote inscribed down my spine. One which carries great meaning of course. And i’d make sure the tattooist wasn’t dyslexic.

What if the tattooist is not dyslexic but just can’t spell? :shock:

@anc wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I thought he said he was going to gas you with his y fronts.

Maybe he is gonna cattapault me wiv’em with bamboo!!! :lol:

That’ll leave a few skid marks!

* passes through on way to the anc thread

Hi Scep! :wink:

@rogue trader wrote:

no pandito you are correct they have taken 10%/stroke 20% off loads of things,and they think we dont notice,well i for one bloody do,mars this,snickers that but what i do draw the line at my personal faves,fruit gums, you get 2 less in the packet, i should know i count them.

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@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

ive got wagon wheels panda, i bet you havent had one of them for a while.

*Sings “Rolling, rolling, rolling…”

I had some the other week. I bought a pack of 6 to take to work for lunch for the week but ate them all in two days.

They seem smaller than I remember or I have just got bigger?…

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Welsh railway station name? On a todger?

Cwmfelinfach, surely?

Or does it only sound rude when spoken with a London accent? :D

@a certain sadness wrote:

If it’s a lemon cupcake i’m not bothered where it comes from, i would plunge my bare hands in to the earth and release it from a pile of dung and still eat it.

Not sure if that can be classed as love or desperation!