panda12

Pffft!

You’re all trying to fool me!

I want this thread to last for a thousand years!

What do you suggest, Dr?

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

a gift?

like….panda superstar??

and the gift is frankincense?? myrrh?

… it was the gift of speech!

oh!

*looks really, really concerned

is that where all your problems started?

Oh yes. It brought me closer to the human race…

@anc wrote:

Which one?! :D

Himself.

@Terry wrote:

Panda, stop flirting with me ffs. :roll:

I only flirt with men.

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Perhaps Amir Khan might look at Terry’s photographs (that he takes in order to make a living) and advise him to retire.

Just a thought.

:-

Yeah, my photos (like your posts..) are sh ite.

Glad you admit it.

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@minim wrote:

Oh yes he could!!!

Could not!

I would never say that about anyone. And in Tinks’ case I wouldn’t need to (he already knows).

he :lol:

It’s your avatar, tinks. It seems to have confused Terry.

@sceptical guy wrote:

*getting the stones ready…

Sorry, Scep, I’m not the marrying kind…

@sceptical guy wrote:

a gift?

like….panda superstar??

and the gift is frankincense?? myrrh?

… it was the gift of speech!

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

Mrs T..a new Jesus? I saw the film, complete with dirty mac and sunglasses to hide my cool identity, back in 1973 in Birmingham (the Jerusalem of the Midlands), and it was hailed as the New Jesus back then.

I always found the original story quite moving.

When I was a boy, and very impressed with Jesus’s…

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If the husband wants his wife to wear a ring then so should he.

A ring usually leaves an obvious mark when removed so a cheating husband / wife should b easy to detect.

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

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@panda12 wrote:

I can’t help it!

I’ve just been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Last Word Disorder!

It’s causing me sleepless nights!

holds panda’s claws and looks deeply and meaningfully into her eyes, saying wiht a caring Californian accent

“I feel your pain”

I am actually known at…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Haven’t seen any films lately. Would like to see The Woman in Black – I suspect it will be a disapointment compared to the stage show, though.

I saw it Panda and I wasn’t impressed… having said that my son in law thought it was amazing… maybe I just dont scare as easily as him :D

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Perhaps Amir Khan might look at Terry’s photographs (that he takes in order to make a living) and advise him to retire.

Just a thought.

:-

Alas, tinks, I have not started it yet.

It rained all last weekend, and this weekend I was crewing @ a Battle Prom. Gawd did it pish down! The Orchestra were all smartly dressed apart from their wellies!

Might start digging tomorrow if the weather is good.

Haven’t seen any films lately. Would like to see The Woman in Black – I suspect it will be a disapointment compared to the stage show, though.

I did say I wasn’t going to post on this thread again but as I am doing so I am obviously lying.

Now seeing as John Terry has been found Not Guilty by A Magistrates Court and not by a Jury made up of his fellow peers, I feel empowered.

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@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

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@panda12 wrote:

Ooh! I have a bear like Ben. He’s called Groucho.

He speaks. Well to me anyway…

Grouch says he spoke to Ben who said he likes having tea with you and the fairies that live at the bottom of your garden. :P

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@anc wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A tsit? Is that a French zit?

Tis a ‘wotsit’, ya know, a winkie! :lol

No. Not got one of them. :P

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I can’t help it!

I’ve just been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Last Word Disorder!

It’s causing me sleepless nights!

holds panda’s claws and looks deeply and meaningfully into her eyes, saying wiht a caring Californian accent

“I feel your pain”

I am actually known at work as “Last Word [insert my…[Read more]