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Well looks like the style is back in fashion!
@rogue trader wrote:
my pet mouse gerald is helping me build a shed.
Is this being built in Arnold Layne? :P
And I thought it was Gerald the mouse who needed a house?
Anyhow, whatever the nature of the construction, I hope Gerald is suitably equipped with safety gloves, helmet, goggles and boots and has been trained to use power tools correctly.
If not, Keith Cat said he will quite happily undertake the disposal of Gerald’s body.
Pants! :P
Yes. You can be pictured for your passport wearing a colindar.
On your (skid) marks, get set, throw!
Nivarna are not pop! Rock gods!
I absolutely loathe Madonna.
When Derrick Bird went mad over here a couple of years back and shot 13 ppl dead, Americans were posting in a forum I go to slagging off our gun laws saying if we were all allowed to have guns someone could have stopped Bird by shooting him dead!
Oh the irony!
In America, a bank was inticing customers to open an account with them by giving them a free gun!
WTF indeed!
@nicey wrote:
Marmite knows when it’s meal time (to the very minute!) … she has been able to open doors since she was a kitten and can pick things up in her paw, by stretching each “finger” out!!! Her latest trick is to unfasten her collar with one paw.
One day ….when she has grown opposable thumbs ….. she will rule the world
Oh gawd! I have 6 cats! Imagine what they could do with thumbs?
@rainbowbrite wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
To be honest, i’d probably have a quote inscribed down my spine. One which carries great meaning of course. And i’d make sure the tattooist wasn’t dyslexic.
What if the tattooist is not dyslexic but just can’t spell? :shock:
Heaven forbid.
Look on the bright side, if it’s on your back you won’t see it!
@sceptical guy wrote:
and if they do, he will regret it!!!
oh yes!!!!!
I will do something far worse than anyone has ever done to anyone else before..
what it is I don’t know yet, but oh boy it’s going to be horrible..
once I’ve removed the dirty y-fronts from my head, been sick, washed up..all the rest, you know what I mean, you know what peeps do when a pair of soiled y-fronts wraps itself round their head
You could call injury lawyers 4 U. I’m sure they could help. I suspect this is a common everyday household accident.
