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  • #504009

    Harvey my late great lab cross stole a pack of 200 chew sticks from a cupboard with no doors.

    Not marvellous talent until you realise he made a marvellous effort to destroy all evidence that a crime had been committed. He proceeded to eat the lot including the cardboard and plastic packaging.

    I would have been none the wiser until Harvey conducted some important business in the garden…

    So, he was rumbled by a call of nature.

    He did the same with a new slab of anchor butter, only caught by his ablutions!

    #503948

    @mrs_teapot wrote:

    Its funny how tattoo’s have become acceptable… when I was little the only people who had them were ex forces men who had them done in some god forsaken place when they had had a few too many.

    Now even women have them… my daughter has one at the base of her spine…. when Mr Teapot found out there was hell to pay I can tell you… needless to say…. I dont have one :? I think they can look nice though. :D

    What about a teapot on your forearm? A coffee pot on the other?

    You could have tea and coffee stamped across your knuckles.

    Have it done in henna but tell Mr Teapot it’s real and you’re just having a mid life crisis! :lol:

    #503923

    Some real good pics there but can’t help thinking photo editing has been used …

    #503944

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    To be honest, i’d probably have a quote inscribed down my spine. One which carries great meaning of course. And i’d make sure the tattooist wasn’t dyslexic.

    What if the tattooist is not dyslexic but just can’t spell? :shock:

    #500632

    @anc wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    I thought he said he was going to gas you with his y fronts.

    Maybe he is gonna cattapault me wiv’em with bamboo!!! :lol:

    That’ll leave a few skid marks!

    #500629

    * passes through on way to the anc thread

    Hi Scep! :wink:

    #503857

    @rogue trader wrote:

    no pandito you are correct they have taken 10%/stroke 20% off loads of things,and they think we dont notice,well i for one bloody do,mars this,snickers that but what i do draw the line at my personal faves,fruit gums, you get 2 less in the packet, i should know i count them.

    Buy a packet of smarties – see what they’ve done to the tube!

    No plastic cap anymore with a letter printed on it. And it’s hexagonal now, not a toobe!

    #503855

    @tinks wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    @rogue trader wrote:

    ive got wagon wheels panda, i bet you havent had one of them for a while.

    *Sings “Rolling, rolling, rolling…”

    I had some the other week. I bought a pack of 6 to take to work for lunch for the week but ate them all in two days.

    They seem smaller than I remember or I have just got bigger? :P

    everyone thinks they’ve got smaller
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Wheels

    check out the dimensions :lol:

    Good article tinks!

    *gives tinks a big hand! :P

    #503936

    Welsh railway station name? On a todger?

    Cwmfelinfach, surely?

    Or does it only sound rude when spoken with a London accent? :D

    #503906

    @a certain sadness wrote:

    If it’s a lemon cupcake i’m not bothered where it comes from, i would plunge my bare hands in to the earth and release it from a pile of dung and still eat it.

    Not sure if that can be classed as love or desperation!

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