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If the husband wants his wife to wear a ring then so should he.
A ring usually leaves an obvious mark when removed so a cheating husband / wife should b easy to detect.
@sceptical guy wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@sceptical guy wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
I can’t help it!
I’ve just been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Last Word Disorder!
It’s causing me sleepless nights!
holds panda’s claws and looks deeply and meaningfully into her eyes, saying wiht a caring Californian accent
“I feel your pain”
I am actually known at work as “Last Word [insert my female name here] on the account when everyone thinks a meeting has finished, I pipe up with that famous Columbo line, “just one more thing…”
And Scep, can’t you hold my paw when we have our therapy sessions, plz not my claw. You make me sound like a hideous, deformed gargoyle.
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blo-ody hell..I was in the wrong therapy room, holding John Telboy’s hand..
rushes into Panda’s room, puts on a concerned caring smile
Hi….
*Reclines on couch
“Well it all started when I realised that not only was I a Panda, but that I was a Panda with a gift…”
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
Haven’t seen any films lately. Would like to see The Woman in Black – I suspect it will be a disapointment compared to the stage show, though.
I saw it Panda and I wasn’t impressed… having said that my son in law thought it was amazing… maybe I just dont scare as easily as him :D
Ah, well next time you’re in London, check out the stage show if you haven’t already. It’s so good, I saw it twice!
Perhaps Amir Khan might look at Terry’s photographs (that he takes in order to make a living) and advise him to retire.
Just a thought.
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Alas, tinks, I have not started it yet.
It rained all last weekend, and this weekend I was crewing @ a Battle Prom. Gawd did it pish down! The Orchestra were all smartly dressed apart from their wellies!
Might start digging tomorrow if the weather is good.
Haven’t seen any films lately. Would like to see The Woman in Black – I suspect it will be a disapointment compared to the stage show, though.
I did say I wasn’t going to post on this thread again but as I am doing so I am obviously lying.
Now seeing as John Terry has been found Not Guilty by A Magistrates Court and not by a Jury made up of his fellow peers, I feel empowered.
Ok so as I’m half black and half white, then I’m totally justified in saying, “f u c k off you f u c k i n g black c u n t s.”
And also:
“F u c k off you f u c k i n g corn beef c u n t s! Call yourself white? You’re f u c k i ng corn beef! And you go to your fake tan sessions because you don’t want to look like corn beef!”
@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
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@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
Ooh! I have a bear like Ben. He’s called Groucho.
He speaks. Well to me anyway…
Grouch says he spoke to Ben who said he likes having tea with you and the fairies that live at the bottom of your garden. :P
:shock: jeeeezussss
Yeah, sorry tinks. Your secret is out, lol
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Come on now, you know it’s true. The Tooth Fairy lives in your rockery.
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:shock: you have been snooping in next doors garden?
now that explains why the bamboo disappeared to just 3 short stems
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Burp! Oooooooo! Pardon Me!
:D
Did a good deal with the tooth fairy for your dentures as well!
*runs, nay, gallops
@sceptical guy wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
I can’t help it!
I’ve just been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Last Word Disorder!
It’s causing me sleepless nights!
holds panda’s claws and looks deeply and meaningfully into her eyes, saying wiht a caring Californian accent
“I feel your pain”
I am actually known at work as “Last Word [insert my female name here] on the account when everyone thinks a meeting has finished, I pipe up with that famous Columbo line, “just one more thing…”
And Scep, can’t you hold my paw when we have our therapy sessions, plz not my claw. You make me sound like a hideous, deformed gargoyle.
:wink:
