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@j_in_france wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@j_in_france wrote:
the phrase ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’ springs to mind
Often a word spoken in jest is harmful to others whether the author be sober or not
Is that why being drunk is a legitimate form of defence in English law?
Maybe it is in French law.
Yes your Honour I was drunk when I drove my car and killed those people so I am innocent in English law
French law is much tougher on drink drivers and from the 1st of July all cars must have a breathalyser kit so the driver can be self tested and know if they are fit to drive
I think, that as always J, you have lost the plot when it comes to replying to threads.
Who mentioned drink driving and killing people?
The title of this thread, in case you missed it, is “Drunk in charge of a keyboard.”
As I said in this post:
@panda12 wrote:
This thread was just a joke.
I mean, you can’t do much damage to yourself or others when drunk in charge of a simple keyboard…
I mean it’s not as if a simple keyboard is attached to some form of world wide communication system, is it?
I mean, it’s not as if a simple keyboard is like a mobile phone that is attached to some form of world wide communication system, is it?
:P
As per usual, you have to take things out of context.
@j_in_france wrote:
the phrase ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’ springs to mind
Often a word spoken in jest is harmful to others whether the author be sober or not
Is that why being drunk is a legitimate form of defence in English law?
Maybe it is in French law.
This thread was just a joke.
I mean, you can’t do much damage to yourself or others when drunk in charge of a simple keyboard…
I mean it’s not as if a simple keyboard is attached to some form of world wide communication system, is it?
I mean, it’s not as if a simple keyboard is like a mobile phone that is attached to some form of world wide communication system, is it?
:P
@mrs_teapot wrote:
When said sandals and socks are accompanied by the knotted handkerchief sunhat. string vest and union jack shorts….. now thats a look worth perfecting :shock: :D :shock:
That means you’re in Yorkshire doesn’t it? :P
I don’t understand. The purpose of people wearing sandals is to get air and sun to their feet so why then totally destroy this by wearing socks?
I mean, would you wear open toed Wellington boots?
*munches on bamboo imported from France
Really what? :P
@wordsworth60 wrote:
I’m not getting sore patches from sandal straps or wearing plasters on my feet.
If I’m wearing sandals on holidays I’m not out to impress anyone anyway, might as well be comfortable . . . 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
:shock:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*drags Words by his sandal straps off to the Room 101 thread.
“In yer go!”
* Goes back to socks and sandals thread and hides in tree, waiting patiently for next victim whilst silently munching bamboo.
Any male poster who fails to post on this thread speaking out against socks and sandals is by default, a wearer of the aforementioned offensive footwear. :P
The Judge’s decision is final. :D
Do I have toes? I’m a panda.
*pawses for thought
Fair enough. Your shop so I’ll toe the line. :P
