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@thin ice wrote:
yet another idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain :P
Get well soon, thin.
@..Joker.. wrote:
> In light of the latest problems facing the european currency, eg
> Ireland and Portugal having had a bailout
> Greece facing collapse and needing another bailout,
> Should the UK adopt The Euro?
>
> A cross-section survey of 10,000 people in Bolton, made up of
> Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis,
> Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis,
> Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese and Zimbabweans were asked if they
> thought Britain should change its currency and adopt the Euro.
> 99.9% said no, they were happy with the Giro.Ah! Still a racist, I see. :roll:
Dear God Lord
Isn’t it about time you all realised the only thing “you are doing right now”” is replying to this thread.
You cannot be doing anything else unless you are a boss eyed Squid.
:roll: :roll: :roll:The vet that gave you the once over is my personal physician. He sent the bill to me! Bloody cheek.
Anyhow, I got your prescription – I sent the small, blue pills to Joker Turnip’s bedsit, Rotherham.
The Post Office returned it saying they won’t deliver to you cos you keep sinking your gums into the postie’s leg.
@..Joker.. wrote:
Twas a cold night in Rotherham and the Sad Old Turnip Joker sat huddled round the flickering candle hoping to thaw his gnarled fingers so he could open the packet of salted nuts and suck the salt off them. His caravan rocked violently as the wind buffeted against it, and he sighed as he recalled his brief encounter with Maria S, If only she wasn’t a gold digger he thought, if only she didn’t act like Madonna constantly singing “like a Virgin” as she minced around on cam proving she had matching carpets, Sighs poured from his toothless mouth as he remembered her endearing words “is your Master card a Gold Card”.
Does your credit rating exceed £10K ?.
The Sad Old Turnip laid back on his rickety urine stained bed and looked at his mobile phone sighing heavily as not even Claire the welsh lush had called or texted, dam that thick slice he thought first he stole Maria from me now he’s got Claire eating out of his hand my only hope now lies with the Blonde Bomber and I know she’s gagging for it cos she uses the Mature Dating Site – Geriatrics R Us. Should Joker romance her he thought after all she only fritters away coppers on her gambling addiction and unlike Maria she is not driven by money and unlike Claire she is not driven by Drink. Joker was in a turmoil at 175 he saw his life fading into obscure loneliness. A life confined to a caravan with infrequent visits from his Thai Carer. The Sad Old Turnip turned over his head racing with so many thoughts ! “I know” he thought I’ll sleep on it Maria is bound to see sense as all the men she’d been meeting hadn’t won her over “I’ll flash my Green Shield Stamp collection at her that’s bound to recover the love she had for me. Joker smiled, his gums displayed like a orangatangs fundamental orifice.Excellent!
@..Joker.. wrote:
@jadey wrote:
merry xmas joker look forward to coffee mornings lol xxxx
Thank You Jadey I’m sure sipping coffee out of my best tin mugs watching the rats playing on the lino will be very pleasant. Afterwards we could go for a ride in my spastic van (Claires Description) and visit one of my Thai girlfriends for a game of Mahjong.
Calling in on the Bolton Bomber to assist her fill in the betting slips on the way back. For Tea we could have a slice of Aunt Sallies cake (said with a wurzel gummige accent) and pass away the hours watching the stars through the hole in my roof. All in all such a wonderful day but please make it Tuesday after 11 as my giro is due that day >xxxxDon’t lie. You don’t have lino, it’s saw dust. :P
@..Joker.. wrote:
This bedsit of yours, has it got any bamboo funiture I could eat?
@panda12 wrote:
Panda for you I’ll make sure there is an abundance of nibbles LoL Can’t have endagered species risking extinction do to poor hospitality xxx
I only eat bamboo. I eat 19 kilograms of bamboo per day so you best have plenty of furniture.
:lol:
@..Joker.. wrote:
Just thought I’d offer my Seasonal Greetings to all my friends, critics & abusers in F3.
As I am fast approaching 153 My Thai Lover and I would like to thank the Camel Blue Toe & the Coat Hanger for some entertaining scribes over the last year and trust they will continue in the New Year.
Without Claire Blonde & Maria S providing the entertainment I’m sure Forum Three would have long since subsided into a Recipe / Knitting pattern exchange venue suitable only for born again Christians Bolton Know it Alls, Gold Diggers and Welsh Lushes on Prozac.Keep up your sterling work and Remember my bedsit does have a Kettle but bring your own tea/coffee & sweetners.
xxx Steve
This bedsit of yours, has it got any bamboo funiture I could eat?
It’s fairly obvious what I am doing right now – posting on this thread.
@Wordsworth50 wrote:
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@best man wrote:
or little willy,willy wont go home :lol:
See? Even his arch-nemeses would rather give me The Fookin Sweet than take the Eagles away from Thin, who still gets the Eagles. Fargin’ Glenn Frey and Don Henley!
I’ve never had a word to say about cosy and I get the bloomin’ Sweet!
Brian (read it, bloody Brian, how Rock’n’Roll!) Connolly and Mick Fookin Tucker – I mean, classic glam rock an’ all, but really, not in the same class as the Eagles!
Thin – even your wannabe enemies wanna make you lucky!
Gordon Bennett!!!!
Sorry Words, I sense you feel left out. I will dedicate an original poem to you, what I wrote:
“I wandered as lonely as a cow…”
It’ll be a classic one day if only I could finish it.
What is it about Daffodils? You write literally thousands of pomes and the one they always refer to is the one about the bleedin’ Daffs, flippin ‘eck!
Do you mean poems or a mispelling or a misspelling of pomes? :oD
