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@pasty wrote:

1985 – in my view the only important event of the year.

‘cupping’ my first erm pair of wangs (jumper not removed) on the local park bench.

Pasty.x

1985 – Madonna releases ‘Like a Virgin’ and Pasty gropes an old bird!!

@pasty wrote:

As the olympics are just round the corner i thought i would suggest a JC sports day.

Lez: ladies gymnastics (watching only)

pmsl at watchin only

@pasty wrote:

BMX bandits!

I had a BMX and a girl friend with a ginger perm, i witnessed a raid at the ritz video shop and had to make a statement while I straddled my bike (with stabilzers) if you don’t no what I’m on about YouTube it!

I’ll find a pic later

Toodle pip, pasty.xxx

no idea wot ur on about pastry my dear mwah xx

@pasty wrote:

Pasty’s wish list:

1.Gravy
2.Carrot (2 number required)
3.Parsnip (3 number required)
4.Turkey (not the country)
5.Sausage (2 small ones)
6.Rasher of bacon (to wrap round sausage)
7.Sprout(just the 1)
8.Stuffing
9.Potatoe (roasted)
10.Party hat (fez preferable)

Thanks and Merry Christmas!

Pasty.xxx :D

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@pasty wrote:

Why isn’t ‘bum’ an option?

Pasty x

My mum always told me to avoid strange men……

@pasty wrote:

@Melody wrote:

We have started playing this in F2 sometimes… haha.. for want of something more mature to do obviously!

Lets play it here…

Post whether you wanna snog marry or avoid the person who last posted (and remember its a game! lol) I thought about naming a person for the next person but maybe that will cause trouble… so…

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@pasty wrote:

@Grotbags wrote:

Wouldn’t it be more productive to give him an envelope which says “open at other end” on both ends?

Hours of entertainment for him :wink:

I’m taking that idea to the dragon’s den!

LoL

:wink:

Sarah_

@pasty wrote:

I’m so jealous, i want some JC love.

:(

Toodle pip,

Pasty xxx

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@pasty wrote:

Are there any JC weddings this year? if so please let me know as i would like to invite myself.

toodle pip. pasty xx

PS. i hope the wedding list is at pound land.

PPS. by the way I run a bouncy castle business, happy to offer a discount if interested.

Besides your wedding to Jaqw, dont think so.
IN YOUR FACE…

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@pasty wrote:

Are there any JC weddings this year? if so please let me know as i would like to invite myself.

toodle pip. pasty xx

PS. i hope the wedding list is at pound land.

PPS. by the way I run a bouncy castle business, happy to offer a discount if interested.

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