PATS

we certainly do shazz….i remember gettin a bedroom carpet lol….baby was about a year old by then and he threw up one nite. mr pats used bleach to clean it up :shock: i cried fa days over the bleached patch on my carpet lol. and sunday dinners at my mums…….friday teas at his mums wen we were skint. and i ad bin married at least 18 months…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

its a fookin flea .damn u all to hell! :D

it’s an ant. [-([/quote

its a flea….itching fa a fight…..geddit? :lol:

@Sir Actor wrote:

what about those sweet cigarettes?
How un-pc were they ffs?
I swear they started my smoking habit years later. :evil:

i remember every xmas as a kid gettin a box which contained choc fags…matches.a pipe lol and a lighter…we pretended to smoke em b4 we ate em. yet neither of my parents smoked.

@*Sian wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

you know me pats, nothing stops me smiling!!

thanks for all the advice and comments you guys, i only ever seem to post rants and complaints on here anymore :lol:

thats what us older girls are ere for lol.u rant. :wink: i remember only avin a nylon baby carrier fa my eldest……went to me mums an it…

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its a fookin flea .damn u all to hell! :D

@kentlass19 wrote:

you know me pats, nothing stops me smiling!!

thanks for all the advice and comments you guys, i only ever seem to post rants and complaints on here anymore :lol:

thats what us older girls are ere for lol.u rant. :wink: i remember only avin a nylon baby carrier fa my eldest……went to me mums an it was pi/ssin down so i slid…[Read more]

@bon bon wrote:

@PATS wrote:

spanish tobbaco
coltsfoot sticks
funny face lollies
spangles
r whites lemonade.

I wondered when the spangles would emerge
and R Whites lemonade is on sale at Mr. Patels

those were the days eh bon….wen i wielded my spangle bag and held nightly ermmmmmmm ladies get tgethers in my cupboard. 8)

sniffs…..last time i buy YOU a pressie. :roll:

@kentlass19 wrote:

hey! we’re just having to borrow from family and friends and hope student loans/my student overdraft comes in soon.

least we can just about afford to eat again :lol:

i remember bein ur age an with a new baby kenty. we dint ave a pot to pi/ss in. u will look bk an laff in a few yrs trust me. chin up darlin. :wink:

@minim wrote:

deep fat frying is bad for you…. buy 2

splutters. :lol: :lol:

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

u will get a fookin slap soon. :twisted:

its a flea called rupert and hes highly agitated bon,,,,, :shock:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

@minim wrote:

all my razors, including my old blade collection, and you can have my box of beads, and ribbons too. Plus a book on how to make friendship bracelets from pubic hair.

Oh, and my david bowie album :D

giggles. methinks u need another lesson in shaving. which bowie album is it…………… :lol:

@minim wrote:

just out of interest, when are you all going to die? And errr is it catching?

why? what ye gonna leave me? 8)

@Pete wrote:

me too

dirty scruff :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@Pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a banana. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

where do you get your taps from :shock:

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@the big hill wrote:

@Pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a dildo. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

MUSCLEMEN Dale and Stu will go head-to-head in this week’s eviction, The Sun Online can reveal.

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talkin of boybands ..these 2 have worn rather well. especially gary. =P~ =P~