PATS

today i
got woken by my grandkids fighting.
a neighbour hammering on my door asking if i had lost a kitten(no mine were asleep in the fruitbowl)
my littleun aving a tantrum cos i sed he had to visit his grandma instead of goin fishing with his mates.
after much door slamming and more tantrums(and that was just me)………my g/daughter asked why i…[Read more]

spanish tobbaco
coltsfoot sticks
funny face lollies
spangles
r whites lemonade.

am hurt that rubes as seen fit not to leave me her revolving elvis ………..kateee u get my agrophobic bulldog and 3 cats :D ……….rosepetal gets a yrs supply of gauze bandages fa her split lip…………bon u can ave my little black book in return fa my msn history back :oops: ,,,,fasty.u can have my armless mermaid :lol: :lol:…[Read more]

and we all know why we are discussing wills………glares at rosepetal………..

i leave my msn history to bon bon.

cos i love her.

creep creep……………..

oh and if kateeeeeeee is watchin

tis all lies! :?

still beatin chess……argy………fastcars……………i rest my case. 8)

@brigitte wrote:

@blonde_55 wrote:

Ha Ha I’ve only just found this. It’s made my day!

Comfortable area of South Yorkshire? – Rotherham ROFL. This is priceless, You should be on the stage Pilot.

Maybe I have done everything and know everything -most people do compared to you lol. You’re just a silly bitter old man, and the reason u keep getting…

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kids :roll:

pickin up our brand new car. :D

ffs get a room u two. :lol: :-

26

ur kids teacher looks even younger :lol:

u actually buy one.

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i’m off……and stop imagining me dressed in leather u little swine hill. :shock: :shock:

it was all toy toy i say, and ur lucky now he cant get u up the duff, i chopped his balls off lol

:shock: :shock:

dont u give me that look lol, i tell ya what, if u smile nicely and blame…

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@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

glares at chessy………………..and pleads wif sunny……i’ll even keep quiet about u finkin skegness was in scotland. :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: God i hate you wiv a passion pats lol

She she she no i carnt she me bessy mate lol but it involes a double ended dil do and half a pound of best butter and…

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glares at chessy………………..and pleads wif sunny……i’ll even keep quiet about u finkin skegness was in scotland. :lol: :lol:

@sunny wrote:

Wot did ya dooooooooo what did ya dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8-[

:twisted: Wots it worth to keep me gob shut huh huh huh

I fink i should get atleast a savaloy now with me chips 8)

name it its urs……..just dunt grass me up. [-o< :lol:

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i’m off……and stop imagining me dressed in leather u little swine hill. :shock: :shock:

it was all toy toy i say, and ur lucky now he cant get u up the duff, i chopped his balls off lol

:shock: :shock:

@sunny wrote:

All i remeber was pebs coming in and taking me from behind while toy stoof smkirking and callling me names #

He always belittles me that 1 hates me wiv a passion i tell ya

Then caff was kicking off with some gezza named mark wanted to take him home and warm is coc kles up she said :shock:

And pats…

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i’m off……and stop imagining me dressed in leather u little swine hill. :shock: :shock:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

well i would…………..

nip round to PATS house, steal her vest and put it up for sale on Ebay.

go to sunny’s and say…….”how you doinnnn”

run round to Bat’s house and smoke her out, cut her bat wings off
and stick them on her volvo, (instant bat mobile) :wink:

go to PB’s house and spray paint in big giant letters…

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