PATS

lol. me and the rest of the neighbours are now listening to mr pats blasting out his new cd. he sed to littleun aww nice card did u pick it urself? littleun replied nah me mum bought it. :D

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

pats have you left instructions with your other half to log in and inform the rest of us when you pop off?

nah. the old coont will be out celebrating while they scrape me off the tyres of the runaway truck that mowed me down.

@(f)politics? wrote:

@PATS wrote:

sitting with my cat till 3am while she had her babies. 4 ….all black wiv touches of white. :D

awwww cute congrats granny p.ussy lol

that dont sound right do it :lol:

they is gawjus poli.mind u i’m still stiff after sittin bhind the couch wif her she wouldnt let me leave. cant wait to find out if they is…[Read more]

i apologise cath ………was only tryin to lighten the thread up.
but this statement by sunny still has me gigglin in a heap. :oops:

YOU was what about me i only said we aint brought no f00ker in the tranfure window and all hell broke loose

I sobbed till me bottom lip droped off from all the tremblering i tell ya DROPED…[Read more]

sitting with my cat till 3am while she had her babies. 4 ….all black wiv touches of white. :D

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

now i dont know what everyone has got against mario i think hes alright :? BUT during tonights show i was cringing at some of the things he was saying about having a fan club back home etc ffs – and i know its edited, but it doesnt look good at the moment for him – reckon hes out next week :twisted:

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@ForumHostGM wrote:

well i’m still traumatised over the last funeral we had :shock:

it went a bit like this………….

Pat’s led the mourners (professional ones by the way) to the crematorium
but didnt crack on that she had a few sherries before she got there,

it was only when i saw her winking :wink: at the minister i knew she had been
at…

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@sunny wrote:

Im in and aint been shot yet lol

on me way. trembles. :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

:shock: dirty b*tches :lol:

u luv us really. :wink:

@sunny wrote:

LEGSLESS gronessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

just rememeber to wipe ya lettus after :lol:

i do.on floor. :lol:

@sunny wrote:

Im going incognito iv got me dark sunglasses and hat

If i wear high heels they wont no who i am TISS all your fault pats i blame you

wear ur gold dockers.they will fink its ting tong…coooooooookkieeesssssssssssssssss…………. :lol:

@sunny wrote:

ooooooooooooooooo arc at her lol

Now dont be making out ya a ladie pats iv seen the trail you leave after a night on the town 8)

only wen i’m legless….geddit! :lol: :lol: :lol:

@sunny wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I was in 40s beofre it all kicked off

I had said how awfuly sorry i was to hear about some person i didnt no was passing and carryed on

FFs i cremated me mom 3 years back and was talking football at the wake

If i had done owt diffrent mom would of come back slaped me…

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@sharongooner wrote:

sunny’s on form tonight! :lol:

she/ll be face down drownin in a puddle wen i get her. pft. [-(

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

cant see how you can have an affair if youre blind, i mean how do you know someone isnt watching? 8-[

can u imagine it..look into my eyes n tell me you love me……….one swiffling to left an uther sumwere under his left eyebrow……….. :shock:

wonder if you can get the kama sutra in braille…

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@Chess wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I saw a fair few old slugs last night.

How did ya meet go with pats then shazza :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

feck Sunny that was either very brave or very stupid. Either way yer dead when she catches up with ya

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

she’ll keep chess. :wink: :wink:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i asked wat was up :D was then told someone had just posted their last message as they were expected to die that night sometime. 8)

call me a cynic, but if I knew i was on my last legs i wouldnt think oooh i better pop on the internet and tell folk on just chat, I’d be with family and friends. Something smells…

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@sunny wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I saw a fair few old slugs last night.

How did ya meet go with pats then shazza :wink:

biatch. :evil:

@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

lmaooo got giggles now.an dunt fookin lie sunny ur bottom lip werent tremblin…u was like tazmanian devil i had to hold ye back……… :lol:

Well no one stops me in mid conversation about football [-(

I mean come on its not like i said now shurrup im talking like ya no what i mean

Us 40 users can hold more than 1…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

cant see how you can have an affair if youre blind, i mean how do you know someone isnt watching? 8-[

can u imagine it..look into my eyes n tell me you love me……….one swiffling to left an uther sumwere under his left eyebrow……….. :shock: