PATS

@drummerchris wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Best pair for any man on here to have a threesome with would be Pats and Suns, Pats for tongue action and Suns in the lower region. :lol:

shall we give drummer chris some real action sian………… :wink:

*is looking forward to this…..*

well my tongue as bin likened tto a roll of carpet…[Read more]

ble edin hell give us slow ones a chance. i used to love esmes crossword on desi/s forum.

7 years ago mr pats decided to buy a puter. i told him they were a complete waste of money and it would just gather dust same as the rest of his must have gadgets….at the same time i was really into showing and breeding my bulldogs. so one night i was playing around on the bulldog sites……..found a dog forum where i could exchange chat about…[Read more]

He was a year younger than me and when I asked her what he was like she replied ‘I’d give him one’
I didn’t realise she did mean marks out of 10
lmao at that. :lol: :lol:
nope never had a blind date…only had about 3 proper b/friends b4 i met mr pats. :roll:

@toybulldog wrote:

@PATS wrote:

oasis/s new album

dig out your soul.

good one pats

brillaiant album toy.altho i just got a lecture from mims fa d/loadin it instead of buyin it. :oops: 8)

@*Sian wrote:

Best pair for any man on here to have a threesome with would be Pats and Suns, Pats for tongue action and Suns in the lower region. :lol:

shall we give drummer chris some real action sian………… :wink:

oasis[

@*Dawny* wrote:

My ikkle un had a new boyfriend at the start of school in August. They finished last week cos he is childish :roll: (he is 12) ikkle un was upset and wanted to know why boys had to be so childish and act like they are 2? Gave her the speel about them never growing up etc
She just told me that today in school, this boy called one…

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oasis/s new album

dig out your soul.

@drummerchris wrote:

I sort of have…..
…. although it was more a manage a quatre

Um – ooooooo tricky one to pick from JC as i don’t know anyone from the new bunch – but…… if i was to choose i’d say:
Kenty, Esme (obviously), Sunny & Pats! :D

mmmmmmmmm come to momma drummer =P~ …….. :lol:

well done poets proffs…they beat us on the tie breaker tnite.

cyas monday..revenge will be ours!!!!!!!! 8)

thats me in tears.little lad with cancer who swam a mile in memory of his friend.

watching the pride of britain awards….and realising how wonderful most people really are.

my kid went on holiday with his cousins in august. he met a girlfriend from newcastle. my daughter says after 2 days he had a newky accent. :D

@cath 55 wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

ok , i am making some preparation for tonite……..

this is the first thing im taking…….

am gona have a few of these……

and then these are for fasty cos i heard the old boy has a bit of bother these days ……. . and he will need these if he’s to seduce the oppostions team to…

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@rubyred wrote:

gosh. can you imagine me versus Esme on a phone in !!! lol. .. you will find someone pats :)

oh u an esme would be class! =D>

@Pete wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I’ve posted here ‘cos I’ve never had my name in lights

and it probably won’t happen again :D

thats uber cool pete. fancy doin me one.bit smaller tho…that i can use as my siggy. :D/

@drummerchris wrote:

@PATS wrote:

coooeee drummer. :lol:

Hey Pats!!!! :D come here

*gives Pats a big squeeze*

I missed you! Hows things?

am grt as ever darlin. nice squeeze u ave there. :P :lol: :wink:

wooohhhaaaaa…………..lets rewind…..so now…….apart from me avin to relegate bon to mascot………rose pleadin tiredness an TRYIN to resign………(she gave in after me an chess threatened her :D )…..i now got caff sayin she aint gonna do the phone in tnite ](*,) ……….an u talk about pressure!!! :twisted:…[Read more]

hospital?..if only!………..so far my daughter has only made it to the lounge floor…baby almost delivered by me till paramedics arrived…………then she made it as far as hospital car park an gave birth on back seat of car…..then last one arrived on bathroom floor…….she only felt a twinge an baby decided to mek her…[Read more]