PATS

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@PATS wrote:

why were ant n dec dressed as if they were going to a funeral?

I thought they looked nice, I love a man in a suit 8)

mmmmmmmmmmmm simon……………….. :lol:

*gips*

@PATS wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

^ Your love of Mr Cowel is legendary Pats, but ……*shudders* I like him covered up

i/d cover him any day………….. :P :P :P :P :P :P

LMAO I just spat water everywhere!

@PATS wrote:

7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)

he’s prolly already nodded orf.

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@PATS wrote:

7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)

He’s that good eh? :lol:

or Pats is that bad :wink: :lol:

fook off mucky. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

@PATS wrote:

7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)

He’s that good eh? :lol:

or Pats is that bad :wink: :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@PATS wrote:

hereby rename batty…..vivien…..( this is fa anyone whho watches *doctors* on a weekday afternoon) :-

Ermmmmmm whose vivien? I don,t watch doctors, bloody soaps, can,t stand em. Neighbours, eastenders, corrie, load of garbage. I only watch Most Haunted and Living with the Dead. Thats on Tuesdays at 9pm,…

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@Bat wrote:

@PATS wrote:

hereby rename batty…..vivien…..( this is fa anyone whho watches *doctors* on a weekday afternoon) :-

Ermmmmmm whose vivien? I don,t watch doctors, bloody soaps, can,t stand em. Neighbours, eastenders, corrie, load of garbage. I only watch Most Haunted and Living with the Dead. Thats on Tuesdays at 9pm, until Ghost…

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@Chess wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@PATS wrote:

hereby rename batty…..vivien…..( this is fa anyone whho watches *doctors* on a weekday afternoon) :-

Ermmmmmm whose vivien? I don,t watch doctors, bloody soaps, can,t stand em. Neighbours, eastenders, corrie, load of garbage. I only watch <span style="color: red]Most Haunted[/size%;”> and Living with the…

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@PATS wrote:

hereby rename batty…..vivien…..( this is fa anyone whho watches *doctors* on a weekday afternoon) :-

Ermmmmmm whose vivien? I don,t watch doctors, bloody soaps, can,t stand em. Neighbours, eastenders, corrie, load of garbage. I only watch Most Haunted and Living with the Dead. Thats on Tuesdays at 9pm, until Ghost Whisperer…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

the best two went thro. wtf was that old bloke doing on the keyboard…..mind u felt sorry fa him wif audience screaming abuse all way throw. that dean bloke was rubbish…….face like a busted clog an his voice were all that. i think piers Morgan is bloody funny tho grt foil fa Simon. cant wait fa tnites lot. :D

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@PATS wrote:

donny outplayed leeds.
end of.

You never even watched it .. :lol: :lol: :lol:

thxs all, ive havent even opened me cards yet, waitin on me daughter to arrive back..

dawny, pink. Senga, BK, squishy thxs, xxxx
lol@PATS, ESME lmfao that class that 1 how diud u know my fashion sense was rank as lol thxs Chess xxxx

think we’re headin out for lunch, or doon the coast as a fab day… xx

@PATS wrote:

take edna :lol: :lol: +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmvRBrsnnj0

she’d get me in no problem! god I love her.

@PATS wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I think that once people reach 10,000 posts they ought to be retired.

kunt ! :evil: [-(

oops lol. :wink:

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Feel free to delete this shyte PB :lol:

spoilsport. :lol: :lol: :lol: i wanna hear more about verrucas mad mother an deranged sister. [-(

It only takes for you to looks at Verruca, all your questions will be answered :lol:

@PATS wrote:

hello there,im new and my name is argyll. ………….liar.
im 22 yrs old ……………….hes pushin 50
im bright and fluffy …………………hes about as funny as a dose of the trots
single …………………no ones daft enuff to tek him on
very funny …………………..when naked
likes to laugh ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hes…

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@PATS wrote:

me n mr pats will be cheerin on chelsea. fookin hate man u. wonder how many times ronaldo will throw himself over clutchin summet every time a chelsea player so much as looks at him. :?:

Ronaldo will be wearing red by the way…. :wink:

:lol:

@PATS wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

Its always hot when im about 8)

fook u dunt get any prettier wif age. 8)

and you dont get any funnier…so its win win :wink:

@PATS wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

Its always hot when im about 8)

fook u dunt get any prettier wif age. 8)

LMFAO!!!!

@PATS wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well at least the hot weather is allowing the paint to dry more rapidly

tell me about it ! we have spent the 3 hottest days of the year so far fookin decoratin. :evil:

And how many pieces of wallpaper did “you” hang my dear… :-