PATS

@PATS wrote:

@minim wrote:

@nanny ogg wrote:

I am a child trapped in wizened body with the mind of an ancient and the soul of a giant.
That makes me a very odd age indeed.

You are in your prime.

:-…

I hate having to explain things, nanny knew what i meant i’m sure……but i’ll give you a clue, both 19 and 61 are both this.

@PATS wrote:

@Nic wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Oh how thrilling, I guess she can afford the server bills and Geoff couldnt, or i refrase, Jigsy’s husband can afford the server bill cos we have seen what a sponge she is already.

Anita is that your gf in your avatar or your mother?

You have no idea what I am, you only wish you did.

And PATS, for…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

hey dont knock cillit bang my pennies are spotless

lmao……..sorry ………..tuppence sprang to mind…….. 8)

…thats gleaming as well you dirty mare :lol:

:-

@PATS wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

hey dont knock cillit bang my pennies are spotless

lmao……..sorry ………..tuppence sprang to mind…….. 8)

…thats gleaming as well you dirty mare :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

the dfs one thats bin avin a 5 day sale fa the last 5 years.an the cillit bang kunt.

pmlllllllll Mr Blokey goes mental at the dfs sale ones… always splattered over the papers too pml.

How many sofa’s can 1 household buy ffs.

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

the dfs one thats bin avin a 5 day sale fa the last 5 years.an the cillit bang kunt.

pmlllllllll Mr Blokey goes mental at the dfs sale ones… always splattered over the papers too pml.

How many sofa’s can 1 household buy ffs.

@PATS wrote:

the dfs one thats bin avin a 5 day sale fa the last 5 years.an the cillit bang kunt.

pmlllllllll Mr Blokey goes mental at the dfs sale ones… always splattered over the papers too pml.

@PATS wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Pats, you lied out of your teeth on this thread and have the gall to call us idiots? You need help.

if the cap fits ect……………… :wink:

It does look good on you

@Nic wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Nic wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i dont have to keep justifying myself to a pri/ck like u. as dagger *i have integrity* would say

btween y/all.

cya.

:lol: :lol:

Something smells :-

Cant imagine Dagger having any integrity at all if you PATS are the company he choses to keep in MSN :roll:

how long did it take you to figure…

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@Nic wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i dont have to keep justifying myself to a pri/ck like u. as dagger *i have integrity* would say

btween y/all.

cya.

:lol: :lol:

Something smells :-

Cant imagine Dagger having any integrity at all if you PATS are the company he choses to keep in MSN :roll:

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@PATS wrote:

i luv the bit where they say…we did it in every position…at least 6 times……..an then the killer blow…..he/s not very big tho.i feel sorry fa his wife. :lol:

:shock: :lol:

oh & stubbing my toe made me swear… particularly when I was aiming for Mr Blokey and missed – dont ask :lol:

@PATS wrote:

imagine the scene……….

hi nice to meet you i’m *******

fook off me will rip ya fookin hed cos me dunt care geddit.

:lol: :lol:
You have to say this in one of them north east accents(shudders)

His greeting would be somthing like: “I,m sweaty knackers, (hic belch) nice to meet you ya fat fooker, (hic belch). Did you call me a…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

i luv the bit where they say…we did it in every position…at least 6 times……..an then the killer blow…..he/s not very big tho.i feel sorry fa his wife. :lol:

sniggers :P

@rubyred wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

if i was ever stoopid enuff to go to a meet it wud be under sunnys rules.where we all kick fook outta each other.end up in casualty then the cells .therefore i’d invite

sunny
shazza
pebbs
fasty
geoff
dagger
doa
PB
nic
rubes
sian
anita
emma
batty
toybulldog
feel free to…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Matty wrote:

he is though, he is dopey… why go dabbling when he already has a stunning girlfriend

he/s a man. :evil:

exactly, i mean look at ashley cole, he had a 1 nighter (allegedly)with a rough looking slap per and hes married to a stunner!

what made me laugh about her kiss and tell was the bit where she said…

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@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

if i was ever stoopid enuff to go to a meet it wud be under sunnys rules.where we all kick fook outta each other.end up in casualty then the cells .therefore i’d invite

sunny
shazza
pebbs
fasty
geoff
dagger
doa
PB
nic
rubes
sian
anita
emma
batty
toybulldog
feel free to add any names of peeps whos face…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

if i was ever stoopid enuff to go to a meet it wud be under sunnys rules.where we all kick fook outta each other.end up in casualty then the cells .therefore i’d invite

sunny
shazza
pebbs
fasty
geoff
dagger
doa
PB
nic
rubes
sian
anita
emma
batty
toybulldog
feel free to add any names of peeps whos face u wud like…

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@PATS wrote:

cream filled O:)

But i thought your sign was 22

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

tuck ur vests in ur nickers girls.chat host is lurkin :shock:

have done. Sitting quietly and being good now. *looks innocent* :lol: :wink:

lifts her vest.in ur FACE ! :lol:

@PATS wrote:

tuck ur vests in ur nickers girls.chat host is lurkin :shock:

have done. Sitting quietly and being good now. *looks innocent* :lol: :wink: