PATS

@PATS wrote:

@Cymorill wrote:

ffs, no wonder my place is so quite with you two gossiping on here *tuts very loudly, and drags rubes and pats to the cellar*.

follows cy dribblin…………….. :P :P :P :P

I am gonna need shares in andrex at this rate. :lol:

@ugo wrote:

:-… :-… :-…

Don’t worry ugo, you wouldnt be allowed any where…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

Your HSMP Assessment Results
Based on the answers you have given, you have achieved the following points –

Age:
10 points for being aged 28 or 29.
Education:
30 points for a UK equivalent Bachelors Degree.

Earnings:
45 points for your income in country code A.
UK Experience:
5 points claimed for having a UK…

[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

My second point was there is a large amount of JC users claiming benefits, and it’s gonna be empty soon cos some of them are just fckin sponges.
how do you know?

Sorry if common sense evades you on that 1 pats.

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

welllllllllllllll…………to get back to shazzas point………..paul and john the village gays ad a domestic last night. paul immediately went and sha/gged grayson (whos married to perdy the village nutter)he was then heartbroken when grayson told him it meant nothing as hes happily married. paul spent the…

[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

welllllllllllllll…………to get back to shazzas point………..paul and john the village gays ad a domestic last night. paul immediately went and sha/gged grayson (whos married to perdy the village nutter)he was then heartbroken when grayson told him it meant nothing as hes happily married. paul spent the night sobbing into his…

[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

this is current affairs and serious posts. whos interested in this sh/it????? :?:

PATS you’ve got it all wrong … this IS a serious post.

Look – just think about it.for a moment. If you were used to driving along at a slow and cautious speed, because the road was littered with livestock …. then suddnely one day ….WHOOF !!! ….…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Hey There Delilah

Plain White T’s… 8)

You sure it werent the Simple White T’s? :wink:

:oops: :oops: biatch :D

lmao

Hey there Delilah Plain White T’s

ooooooh what you do to meeeeeeeeee

(think of you every time I hear it, brings a smile to my face!) :wink: 8)

@PATS wrote:

fresh starts 8) :wink:

Thought that said “fresh farts” till I read it again… 8)

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Internet relationships never last as its just sad bastards who cant meet in public places cos they hav`nt got the gift of the gab so they talk via there puters , They tell the person on the other end absolutely anything they want to , to impress , everyone i know who uses chatsites to meet people are just after one thing &…

[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

have i told u lately that i love u

dunno :lol:

this was meant fa sunny grrrrrrrrr lol

@ugo wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Matty wrote:

was with a friend on Saturday night, though we live close to each other, we first met on jc about 4 years ago, she met her boyfriend on jc also and spent 20 months or so of her life with him, she is a great friend, i am very lucky to have a friendship like the one i share with her

as much as we mock…

[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

oh what a surprise….its all the hospitals fault!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article434158.ece

Same as the woman who identified her son on a slab and buried him only to find it was not him.

She is also “seeking legal advice”. Not her mistake was it. Course not!

Do you know what? My…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

PATS!!!

I remember her, mixed raced girl from yanky doodle if I am not mistaken :?

Hi Kriss :D

nope. still dont remember.

she used to post like a crazy chick… flashback… yes, no???

@PATS wrote:

dont even START me on the drugs debate. fastcars is still reeling from our last run in over it. :twisted: 8)

Yeah, reet…. :roll:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Dark Angel wrote:

23.2 … OK – ideal weight range, try to maintain

:shock: :shock: :shock:

well lets face it…………..she lost 12 stone of useless blubber wen she dumped u.

15 Actually Lard AR5E !!! :o

my ar/se ur face swamp donkey. 8)

Mutan Dressed as Lamb springs to mind when i look at…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Dark Angel wrote:

23.2 … OK – ideal weight range, try to maintain

:shock: :shock: :shock:

well lets face it…………..she lost 12 stone of useless blubber wen she dumped u.

Teehee :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Our HUGE bowl of sweets was emptied and the kids came back with enough to refill it.

A great night, aided by the knowledge that the local bobby was wandering around making sure all was okay :)

yup shazza our local bobby was around as well makin sure the kn/onhead teenagers dint ruin it fa the littleuns.we bout a…

[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Our HUGE bowl of sweets was emptied and the kids came back with enough to refill it.

A great night, aided by the knowledge that the local bobby was wandering around making sure all was okay :)

yup shazza our local bobby was around as well makin sure the kn/onhead teenagers dint ruin it fa the littleuns.we bout a…

[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Dark Angel wrote:

23.2 … OK – ideal weight range, try to maintain

:shock: :shock: :shock:

well lets face it…………..she lost 12 stone of useless blubber wen she dumped u.

15 Actually Lard AR5E !!! :o

my ar/se ur face swamp donkey. 8)

@PATS wrote:

are thinkin..what a sad coont………..always in here buyin dvd/s……… :lol:

:lol: