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    fastcars replied to the topic welcome to the boards momma in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    :shock: how come i aint met her then !

    Cos u’ve only got eyes for the blokes…. :lol:

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    cath 55 replied to the topic THE ‘F’ WORD… in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    Seems no one else wants to apply Pats, just me and you girl!

    That means more for us………… 8) 8)

    just hold up a minute gyps git back in yer caravan girl!!!!!!! i been offline due to the thunder this afternoon, there is no truth in the scurrilous rumour i been hidin behind the settee!!!!!!!!!

    right…

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    PATS replied to the topic WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR….. in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    I was once a treehouse – i lived in a cake…………

    (got some funny looks in work when i was singing it today tho!) 8)

    an i dunt even ave to imitate the voice…..i REALLY sound like that……………. :shock: :D

    grrrrrrrrrr feckin song wont leave me brain…

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    cath 55 replied to the topic Whats your favourite all time movie? in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    if we are goin back to the black n white era….anythin wif james cagney in…………especially angels with dirty faces. :cry:

    omg pats that scared the life of me when he was marched of to the exicutioner (sp) grrrr lol ………. that stayed wiv me fer a long time …………… :cry: :cry:

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    cath 55 replied to the topic WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR….. in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    I was once a treehouse – i lived in a cake…………

    (got some funny looks in work when i was singing it today tho!) 8)

    an i dunt even ave to imitate the voice…..i REALLY sound like that……………. :shock: :D

    grrrrrrrrrr feckin song wont leave me brain lol find meself…

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    PATS replied to the topic THE ‘F’ WORD… in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @Gyps wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    Seems no one else wants to apply Pats, just me and you girl!

    That means more for us………… 8) 8)

    ope gordon doesnt mind gettin headbutted the 1st time he swears at meee……….. :D

    Oh my frickin sweet lord above, I would KILL for him to swear at me…….. 8)

    y no wat……me too. :P :P

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    PATS replied to the topic PATS… in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @Gyps wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    *rolls down her tights and kicks off her slippers in anticipation……* 8)

    spits woolly furballs out of gob…..ffs @tights!!!!!!!! :shock:

    You have no class woman! No class i tell ya’s!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

    takes note of tartan slippers wif zip up side an bobble on…[Read more]

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    Gyps replied to the topic WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR….. in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    and heres my pudding……………………………

    http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=WoHundkqw0o

    It’s definitely only Ramsay that we have in common Pats!!! 8)

    sends le bop for immediate eye test and mental health assesment. :shock:

    He’s got pubes stuck on his head ffs!!! :shock:

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    PATS replied to the topic WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR….. in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @Gyps wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    and heres my pudding……………………………

    http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=WoHundkqw0o

    It’s definitely only Ramsay that we have in common Pats!!! 8)

    sends le bop for immediate eye test and mental health assesment. :shock:

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    Gyps replied to the topic PATS… in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    I’d have him over Trinny and Suzanne!!!! =P~ =P~ :-

    lmfao……………………wen they were showin his kids the best meat cuts an he got on all fours…………omfggggggggggg……………it shouldnt be allowed!!!!! :P :P :P

    I know, didnt you just wanna wriggle in underneath, i know i did!!!

    Gyppo and Ramsay,…[Read more]

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    PATS replied to the topic PATS… in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @Gyps wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    We have been mates a long time Pongo, and never yet have we agreed over men!

    Im in love with Beeker, you’re in love with Cowell, etcetera, etcetera (said in best King and I stylee…)

    At last, we have reached common ground in the form of

    Gordon ‘i wanna f*ck the Gyppo’ Ramsay!!!!

    :D :D :D :D :D…

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    Gyps replied to the topic PATS… in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    We have been mates a long time Pongo, and never yet have we agreed over men!

    Im in love with Beeker, you’re in love with Cowell, etcetera, etcetera (said in best King and I stylee…)

    At last, we have reached common ground in the form of

    Gordon ‘i wanna f*ck the Gyppo’ Ramsay!!!!

    :D :D :D :D :D 8)

    dont ye just…

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    PATS replied to the topic WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR….. in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @Gyps wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    I was once a treehouse – i lived in a cake…………

    (got some funny looks in work when i was singing it today tho!) 8)

    an i dunt even ave to imitate the voice…..i REALLY sound like that……………. :shock: :D

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    *note to oneself………….YOU must stop sniffin the…[Read more]

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    fastcars replied to the topic best have a shower in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    :-# :-# :-# no i wont say it…………………………………..

    Go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…….

    I dare ye…. :-

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    Gyps replied to the topic Song Of The Day…. in the board Chat forum three boards 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    just fa gypo

    kiss me kiss me kiss me

    the cure. 8)

    Awww thankyou pongo!!!! :D

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    Beatty Blue replied to the topic Poets of the Fall vs. The Rasmus -video battle in the board Polls 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    do you even watch the videos?!!!!!? :shock:

    yes……4 times…………… =P~ =P~

    :lol: riiiiiight…. :lol:

    told ye agess ago beatty…..i’ wouldnt kick him outta bed on a cold night………….. :wink:

    yeah… I remember :roll: heard he’s single again…. :wink:

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    PATS replied to the topic Poets of the Fall vs. The Rasmus -video battle in the board Polls 19 years ago

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    do you even watch the videos?!!!!!? :shock:

    yes……4 times…………… =P~ =P~

    :lol: riiiiiight…. :lol:

    told ye agess ago beatty…..i’ wouldnt kick him outta bed on a cold night………….. :wink:

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    Beatty Blue replied to the topic Poets of the Fall vs. The Rasmus -video battle in the board Polls 19 years ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    do you even watch the videos?!!!!!? :shock:

    yes……4 times…………… =P~ =P~

    :lol: riiiiiight…. :lol:

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    PATS replied to the topic post a picture of… in the board Off topic chat 19 years ago

    @Drivel wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @AbitofMary_J wrote:

    @Matty wrote:

    the contents of your fridge :)

    god how rank @ Matty…. cat food in ur fridge,,,,!!!! disgustin and rank as…!!

    It’s not cat food – it’s “little furry cat Plus” – rub it on for heightened orgasms (So I’m told)

    just noticed that as well… :shock: GROSS ! :-…

    :shock:…[Read more]

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    PATS replied to the topic Useful Hints and Tips to Guide u Safely Through Life in the board Chat forum three boards 19 years, 1 month ago

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    i remember bernie clifton !! much prefferd mike and berni winters though !

    years of going to blackpool as a child !

    he was walkin round square in hawiain shirt an orange baggy shorts rubes……..funny as fook

    did you say ….funny as fook PATS we on about same bloke

    i meant his dress sense pml. tut. :roll:

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