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@*Sian* wrote:

@Mart wrote:

:D cant wait to do it again, i dont let jen get up during teh night 8) 8)

Hmmm are you on about having a baby or a shag?? :lol: :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lmao.

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@*Sian* wrote:

:lol: :lol: I can do all 4 I go to the toilet to fart, i wear brigettes so my breakfast will never be revealed and well the other 2 are just normal :lol: :lol:

:D slaps sian over the head with her satchel.

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

Volkies’…. young lady,,,!!! u need ur mooth washed oot with carbolic soap and steel wire brush u should sign up for my courses lol…

1. Classes in …. How to get out the car without revealing your breakfast…..!

2. how to fart without getting caught by your parnter…

3. How to learn to talk with your mouth full ( this a popular class btw lol )

4. how to sit without your legs spread wide eagled when wearing a skirt…

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: signs up fa all 4 classes.

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if new orleans is the city of jazz

what the hell is katrina and the waves doing there.

teh sick i know. :oops:

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ghost town
the specials

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a pm.

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i laughed out loud at a woman in town this mornin.face like a busted clog.wearin a micro mini skirt an skinmpy top..she turned to go in a shop an fell off her 6 inch stilletoes………….. :lol:

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no kids…hot sunshine….shopping..and a txt. :D

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Tennant/Lowe)

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At dead of night, when strangers roam
The streets in search of anyone who’ll take them home
I lie alone, the clock strikes three
And anyone who wanted to could contact me
At dead of night, ’till break of day
Endless thoughts and questions keep me awake
It’s much too late

Where’ve you been?
Who’ve you seen?
You didn’t phone when you said you would!
Do you lie?
Do you try
To keep in touch? You know you could
I’ve tried to see your point of view
But could not hear or see
For jealousy

I never knew time passed so slow
I wish I’d never met you, or that I could bear to let you go
At dead of night, ’till break of day
Endless thoughts and questions keep me awake
It’s much too late

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f*ckin in the bushes
oasis

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