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  • #133636

    :lol: my ma in law always used to say……do ye want a peice hen?…………….i sais a peice of wot??? :oops: :oops:

    #133597

    oiiiiii at nickin my location lucky !!!!!!……………………… :shock: :shock:

    #115379

    8) a dirty txt.

    #133632

    wat do they call a sandwich in scottyland then dawny? :wink:

    #133566

    LOOKS LIKE A DOORKNOCKER TO ME…………………….

    #110954

    Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing Lyrics
    Get up
    get up
    get up
    get up.
    Wake up
    wake up
    wake up
    wake up.
    Oh baby
    now let’s get down tonight
    baby I’m hot just like an oven.
    I need some loving – and baby
    I can’t hold it much longer.
    It’s getting stronger and stronger and when I get that feeling
    I want sexual healing – sexual healing.
    Oh baby
    makes me feel so fine
    helps to relieve my mind.
    Sexual healing
    baby
    is good for me
    Sexual healing is something that’s good for me.
    Whenever blue teardrops are falling
    And my emotional stability is leaving me
    There is something I can do

    I can get on the telephone and call you up
    baby
    and
    Honey
    I know you’ll be there to relieve me.
    The love you give to me will free me
    If you don’t know the things you’re dealing
    Oh
    I can tell you
    darling
    that it’s sexual healing.

    Get up
    get up
    get up
    get up
    let’s make love tonight.
    Wake up
    wake up
    wake up
    wake up
    ’cause you do it right.
    Baby
    I got sick this morning
    a sea was stroming inside of me

    Baby
    I think I’m capsizing
    the waves are rising and rising
    And when I get that feeling
    I want sexual healing.
    Sexual healing is good for me
    makes me feel so fine
    it’s such a rush

    Helps to relieve the mind
    and it’s good for us.
    Sexual healing
    baby
    is good for me

    Sexual healing is something that’s good for me
    And it’s good for me and it’s so good to me

    My baby oohhh – come take contro1
    just grab a hold
    Of my baby and mind soon we’ll be making it.
    Honey
    oh we’re feeling fine
    you’re my medicine open up and let me in

    Darling
    you’re so great
    I can’t wait for you to operate.

    Get up
    get up
    get up
    let’s make love tonight.
    Wake up
    wake up
    wake up
    ’cause you do it right.
    I can’t wait for you to operate
    When I get this feeling
    I need sexual healing.
    Oh
    when I get this feeling
    I need sexual healing.
    Oh
    when I get this feeling
    I need sexual healing.

    #129450

    :evil: sian……….mardy mare who wont share pics.

    #129449

    @*Sian* wrote:

    @Mart wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @Mart wrote:

    Pats is an old c*nt :D

    :D :D u want me dont u.

    Yes, I want to make u feel young again, give that lop-sided bum a bit of a lift :D 8) :wink:

    Mart has a very nice body =P~ =P~ =P~ Tanned too =P~

    :P :P sian.skanky hoe. (lets see his pic then u tight mare!)

    #131699

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
    (written by kids)

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
    Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married
    Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don’t want any more kids.
    Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    Martin, age 10

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they’re rich.
    Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
    Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
    Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing, I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
    Theodore, age 8

    It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    And the Favourite is…….

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    Ricky, age 10

    #129448

    @Mart wrote:

    Pats is an old c*nt :D

    :D :D u want me dont u.

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