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@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

one of me in pub last week…………….feel free to do ur worst throb………… :wink: :lol:

you always look so naughty in your pics… right cheeky faced.

I’ll bet you were a right handful as a teenager

thats cos i’m always happy. :lol:

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@esmeralda wrote:

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Still Alive then :roll:

No..I’m writing this from the Co-op funeral parlour..the other stiffs have got sod-all to say for themselves and I’m bored rigid…least I think I am though it could be the rigor mortis.
Gets exciting later though, when the relatives get to argue over choice of coffin. I told the buggers I wanted bundled into a bio-degradable refuse-sack and shovelled into the back garden, but apparently half the family were refusing to attend on the grounds if it not being proper respectful, and the other half were pis.sed at the prospect of missing out on the full buffet with drinks at the Digger’s Arms.
Wait..there’s somebody coming..with a bit of luck it’ll be the necrophiliac mortician..hope they remembered to dress me in the crotchless knickers….

pml @that. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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TWO hopefuls will be kicked out tonight during a kinky cross-dressing party.

That means the unlucky pair – who will be axed in a surprise eviction – will exit the house in pals’ clobber.

Fans have been voting for a winner since lines opened on Friday. But the two lowest ranked wannabes will be marched out tonight.

Before they get the boot they’ll have to swap clothes for a fancy dress do.

A show insider said: “It’ll be hilarious – Kat could have to leave dressed as Rex.”

The chirpy Thai masseuse is expected to leave after coming last in a Sun poll.

She shared bottom spot with tubby pal Mo, who’s expected to take the second eviction spot.

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one of me in pub last week…………….feel free to do ur worst throb………… :wink: :lol:

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@oss wrote:

Oh no, but you smell like your from there :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i remember why i luv u now. u bad norty boy u. :lol:

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@oss wrote:

Will you ever drop that Ian ffs, i’m Matt Damon now :roll:

u will allus be ian to me my ickle soldier boy lol. :lol:

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@oss wrote:

Of course me Pompey friend :D

pompey! :shock:

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@oss wrote:

Cheers Patsy darlin, and you will always look like my gran to me :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehehe but u still lubbs meeeeeeeeeeee. :lol:

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hi n bye ian…………….. :lol:

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u will always look 14 to me ossy. :lol:

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