PD

Oh, and being blanked for making an effort

@Velvet 1 wrote:

They showed a prostrate massage….. flippin eck get the marigolds out !!!! bloke was soooo brave but smiling Mr Velvet was snoring by the way

How do you massage that? or shouldn’t I ask?

Name droppers

What I just did!

@blackkettle wrote:

im partial to the odd stiffy when i go out

fnar fnar!

and toes

@Melody wrote:

Don’t worry Pete I have epi pen training lol

Not fair, we’re only allowed crayons here

*wanders in… looks around… backs out quickly and quietly*

OMG – don’t tell me, I just googled it!!!!

@SusieQ wrote:

The ‘ YES YES YES’ position

Erotic Instructions:

Lie facedown on the bed, then scoot your body forward so your head and torso hang over the side, your palms on the floor supporting your weight. Your man crawls over you and enters you from behind, his legs inside yours. He can hold on to your hips for leverage to allow him to keep…

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Did it in a garden shed once, she had a multiple orgasm… she sat on the rake!

Never mess around with the settings

Army post room worker seeks 3 ladies for fun, frolicks and lies

Phys Ed Uni Student, in last year, seeks very rich elderly woman, also in her last year

Founded in the aftermath of post Stalinist Essex, JustChat was the brainchild of Sir Albert Frimlingstone. Initally it was just to be a vessel for ferrying notions, across the ether, between him and his first cousin twice removed, Betty. The idea was soon siezed upon by the then Colonel In Chief of the Army, John Jonny Jonstone Jones, as a…[Read more]

I’m 49!!!

What are condoms? I’m still a virgin

@SusieQ wrote:

@PD wrote:

Skatol

I believe it’s ‘Skatole’ 8)

either can be used.

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@PD wrote:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@PD wrote:

WTF?

oh hi PD … dont tell me you missed the thread that was deleted yesterday??

Yes! lol

Rest assured PD… i feel sure as i am typing this …… you are getting the low down on it all… but if you dont mind me saying… apparently all transcripts are kept for a certain…

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Skatol