Pebbles

A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, “Cheese sandwich: 99p; Chicken sandwich: £1.50; Handjob: £20.00.”

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “Can I help you?”

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@Bat wrote:

Oooooooooo I watched saw 3 pebbles. I loved the bits where you saw all Jigsaws other victims trying to escape. That poor woman with that kind of restraint over her face. She had to find the key to it. She was in a room and there was a guy on the floor and she though he was dead, but he wasn,t. The key was in his stomach and she had to…

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, “F.uck off, you won’t bring it back!”

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

alcohol is the god of all evils…. :wink:

i know that NOW! why didnt you tell me this last night?? :-…

@bornfree41 wrote:

ur very sexy yvonne

:shock: lmfaooo you seriously got wet looking at that pic?? damn you really do need a good seeing to :lol:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Guess what??….nobody cares.

you care, i know you do. I know you sit here waiting for me to type. Ive made ya night havent i? :lol:

highlight of the nite is over….keep supping your blue nun like a good little boy :wink:

the mooosic thingys been moved – guess what?? ive got cold play on 8) green eyes

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Time Of Your Life by Green Day cos it’s my favourite song. But I’d rather be cremated than have a funeral as such.

jonny im with you on this one, i want a cremation – well i think i do…lets face it when youre gone youre gone, you wont know how youre buried or what music is played.

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rube you didnt miss much this week – the “i will always love you” was this weeks sob story – a philipino lass trying to get money for her children…she was ok, but ive heard far better, sympathy vote got her through though..

so where is everyone?? getting your simon fix huh? :wink:

only seen a bit so far …the ferrets wtf was that all about, they said its the 1st time we’ve tried it :lol: :lol:

martial arts fellas were pretty damn good though =P~

jonnny has only got 1 ball the other lalalalala

:lol: :lol: should point out that the wine was 2 for £8 not the mates :o :P

evening all :P

shared two bottles of blossom hill rose with 2 friends this afternoon 2 for £8 8)

fella stopped off at asda last night and got us 3 bottles of wine for a tenna – looks a lil dodgy :lol: the one ive opened is called inycon :shock: wtf!!!

tastes errm okish 13% vol will do me :wink: :lol:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@lotty wrote:

lol i grew this born and its reminds me of you and ya cucumbers ,,, but is a pumpkin lol big aint it :lol: :shock:

That face looks evil on it, she would be to scared to use it incase it bit her! :lol:

she would be scared??!! fook me its the pumpkin i feel sorry for

hows the head ginger? :wink: :lol:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Don’t you think it’s about time you actually did something with your life instead of being a drunk clown on this place and being the local whipping boy and whining all the time.

Face facts for a minute, you rave on about how you enjoy it and all the banter, its not banter for you, its personal attacks and bitterness all…

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i’ve got nothing against the lass as a person. I saw her on celebrity big brother and thought she was given a rough deal – and i do think she was bullied in there by barrymore and some of the others. Shes got some good moral values – shes vegetarian – and does a lot of charity work for animals, so shes ok in my book. Quite why she felt the need…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

just think “actor” another 30 years and you might get one

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. :lol:

so now you’re just old and stupid, right?

@PATS wrote:

i’m always up fa greeting a virgin………….. 8)

jonny….meet pats :wink:

be gentle with him :P