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My bf being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so he could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fu.cking red mark on his forehead.Girls:
If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to “kick your puppy”, don’t call the RSPCA…
He’s just not very good at predictive text.
“Mummy, what’s that between your legs?”
“Erm, that’s where God hit me with an axe.”
“Hell of a shot Mum, right in the c.unt!”
Lucky stop worrying about it fgs!! its done now, you cant change that. You dont know for sure thats shes received it…. all will become clear tomorrow :shock:
She will either…
a) confront you with it – there will be some awkwardness on both sides – but at the end of the day, do you really give a sh.it?? You said she was a bit.ch at the best of times anyway, so it cant really get any worse can it?
or b) she will be too embarrassed to say anything, but if she did receive it you’ll know because she will act differently by giving you extra sh.it jobs :lol:
Either way, shes leaving soon, you cant stand each other anyway by the sounds of it, so stop worrying!
I went to an aldi once. There was a distinct whiff of pi.ss in the air…put me off ever going back again
@(f)politics? wrote:
I wouldnt waste your breath on them janey, no matter who you are or are not its best to not worry about what they think they know, or know , u are the only one that knows whats what dont waste your time trying to convince anyone just ignore them and do your own thing, to many people dictate what others should do and not do and as i have probably said on many threads, advising someone on something is one thing being dictatorial busy bodies is another, its all down to personal choice if u aint hurting anyone with malicious or doing anything illegal people shouldnt judge. Opinions and debates are fine but not personal affronts for no good reason.
And no this is not directed at any one person just a general comment about life in general not just on here.
Gullable
Yes, everything he says is true. I’m so humongous i bleed gravy.
@candy wrote:
I lost the will to live after the two sentences. :?
what possessed you to carry on typing the rest of it then? :? :wink:
@(f)politics? wrote:
does sh@gging lots of peeps make u a sl ut ??
yes
“janey” its a simple case of put up or shut up – post the link to this site you keep going on about, or cut the bullcrap
