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@matty wrote:
my mate… she said… 8pm.. its now 9.44pm.. she text me saying on her way.. women… they can dance.. but they fucing take forever to get ready
not me, i can be ready in about 30 minutes, full slap on, slip on a frock, run the straighteners over my hair and im out the door
a man who was dancing in a drunken erratic fashion last night manged to stamp on my foot really hard whilst i was wearing heels :twisted: This morning its twice its normal size and turning a nice shade of reddish brown, the bast.ard!
@matty wrote:
this conversation is making me horny again
just as long as it wasnt the pi/ss comment that did it for you :shock:
yep ive got a few white bras that have been stained :twisted: my side of the bed has an orange tinge as well sometimes (and no its not pi.ss before anyone dares suggest it :wink: :P )
never tried spray ones, i always thought they would streak, cos you dont rub them in :? hmm i might give them a go now
@matty wrote:
do you want me to check it out for you..?
no i dont want you to give me a cyber rectal examination, thanks all the same
well you can blame matty for that pats, i think hes feeling horny tonight, he wants some ass
so it IS serious then huh? My errr stools :oops: are fine. I’ve not been sick again since, and i feel ok, i’ll wait and see what happens :shock:
thats a nasty red rash youve got on your head
@matty wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@matty wrote:
good pleasure for the bloke though…
yeah but if its ar.seholes youre into (literally) why not just find yourself a guy?
cause he might suggest he then does it to me…. no thanks!
not if you make it clear from the onset that you are the giver and he is the receiver, its all about ground rules
