@ubermik wrote:
Following on from the thread about blubberbutts a thought that crossed my mind whilst savouring the aromas of some cooking this lunchtime was this…..
With our vastly “expanding” population, and rather than using pot pouri and such scents to mask the odours of elephant sized clouds of body odour and the rank of pee stained skin tight XXXL “baggy” tracksuit bottoms maybe theres an as yet untapped market out there
What about air fresheners with scents like a big mac, faggots chips and peas, curry (various flavours), pizza, KFC, chinese food, chipbutties etc ad infinitum
Not only would it be a far more delectable eau de pong for lard swaddled behemoths but it would also disguise the smells emanating from the dropped pieces of food, chicken legs and half eaten ready meals stealthily trapped between the folds of their numerous chins and in the crevasses at the joining points of their limbs to their torso
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