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@sunny wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

The bit on the bottom right soothes the perianum nicely :lol:

HUH :? perianum ?????/

i think she means her ar.se hole sunny

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ive watched corrie and turned the telly off for some tunessssss

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@sunny wrote:

Does the round ball bit face up or down ???

jeez it looks like a black bloke with no arms

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clean??? wtf :shock:

..and pats stop being coy tell us what you’ve test ridden 8)

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@sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i creased up last night when she saw ken swigging whisky from the bottle, she said “all you need now is a paper bag, and im surprised you didnt swap the dog lead for a bit of rope” :lol:

she was on top form last night – one of the funniest characters in the programme

I’m sure the scriptwriters (who give her the one-liners you love so much…) would agree.
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aww you’ve ruined it for me, there was me thinking it was all off the cuff

daft pri.ck :roll:

awww you’ll have your own pr.ick soon enough. :wink:

i’ve already got one 8) the “package” i ordered was for us both :wink:

you can do other things besides missionary you know..

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@sunny wrote:

best sex toy ever is ya own fingers and its free 8) [/color]

:shock: dirty biatch :lol:

and oi…your homework for this week is to test ride the 12 inch black dil.do bought by your work mates and report back, ok?

i look forward to hearing your review in due course :wink:

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@prettypink wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

oh i see pip :) its a bit like my nan used to sing “show me the way to go home, im tired and i wanna go to bed, i had a little drink about an hour ago and its gone right to my head, no matter where i roam over land or sea or foam, you will always here me singing along, show me the way to go home!” :P

Just see this! yeah my nan used too sing all them old songs to me. Blimey truth be known..I still sing em p*ssed :oops:

pip i only have to hear that song and it reminds me of her…the smell of a certain brand of make up powder always does as well cos i used to rumage through her make up bag when i was little :)

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@sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i creased up last night when she saw ken swigging whisky from the bottle, she said “all you need now is a paper bag, and im surprised you didnt swap the dog lead for a bit of rope” :lol:

she was on top form last night – one of the funniest characters in the programme

I’m sure the scriptwriters (who give her the one-liners you love so much…) would agree.
:roll:

aww you’ve ruined it for me, there was me thinking it was all off the cuff

daft pri.ck :roll:

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dunno sian, my object has yet to arrive..im expecting it before the weekend though 8)

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@johnboy25 wrote:

I gave £2 to someone collecting for the British Heart Foundation and as per usual, got a sticker that allowed me to walk past all the others. But here’s the thing – some little kid put 10p in and also got a sticker. How’s that fair? I should’ve been given loads of them if that’s the way they’re operating :evil:

tight fisted b.astard!

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