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I see the government has announced they’re gonna put warnings on ciggies and alcohol in picture form…

The fags are gonna have pictures of cancerous lungs, and the beer’s gonna have pictures of fat birds.

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A man walks in to a bar and is astonished to see three men and a dog playing poker at a corner table.

He watched in awe,then remarked, “That is the most amazing dog I have ever seen!”.

“Nah, he’s actually useless,” said one of the players. “Every time he gets a good hand he can’t stop wagging his tail”.

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rach to win?? fook that! she does my fruit in – her idea of rebelling was kickin up a fuss about washing up ffs the boring biatch – get her out!!

cant believe the eye candy are up :twisted: i deffo want dale to stay – hes lusher than stu – but ive been lovin dale and stu’s duo diary room rants – they crack me up :P

darnell and the big V confession – and on tv ffs! :oops:

rex and his bird omg – seen a diff side to rex now – hes not so co.cky now is he huh, talk about green eyed. I think he hit the nail on the head when he said in the diary room about losing his gf on national tv – its sooo gonna happen :shock:

how the fook mohammed is still in there i dont know…get him OUT!!!!

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@bon bon wrote:

I leave my re usable supermarket bags to Rosepetal
My vibrators (hidden in drawer under my bed) to Pats
My brain to toybulldog to do with as he wishes
My children to Ruby (she’ll put them straight)
My pink checked asda jim jams to Sharongooner

If I’ve forgotten anyone or you have a special request pleas post here

With special thanks to Rosepetal for inspiration

it was only a matter of time before you caught the forum 3 lurgy, theyre dropping like flies in there…how long have you got? :shock: and more importantly, will you be carrying on the JC tradition of logging in and spending your last moments with us? :P

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cant remember what happened last night, and its not on catch up tv ffs!!

did anything good happen?

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:shock:

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makes an interesting alternative to an ice cube i suppose :shock:

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eat the what?? :lol: :lol:

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@pats wrote:

..i have knickers older than him!!! :shock: [/color]

really??? i had him down as an old fella :? in fact didnt he say he frequents the 50s room? sounds like hes seeking an older woman then…an older woman in a leather leotard no less…seems youre the “lucky” lady pats :lol:

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@the big hill wrote:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with a snooker ball in ya gob? or do you just prefer to watch?

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