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    #334666

    coldplay – trouble

    #360671

    was he the bloke who jumped the bb wall?

    #360025

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    RUPERT AND I THANK YOU DI….AND DAMN U TO HELL THE REST. SNIFFS HAUGHTILY.why the FOOK am i shouting

    oh look

    it’s that pebbles singing on a message board again

    toy wipe the cottage cheese off your specs, its pats shouting this time :lol:

    btw …brace yourself, i might partake in a bit of board singing later if anyones up for board kareoke??

    #360023

    @bon bon wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    if its spiders you like ive got a shed full – swear some of them look like bird eaters the size of em – i only know this from looking though the heavily cobwebbed window – one of them once had a massive bumble bee in its clasp! its my shed dammit and they wont let me in!! cu.nts.

    PML

    I paid my son a fiver to clear my shed out.
    We had a row halfway through so i told him to go away nicely
    It didnt matter
    hed done the job id wanted
    all the spiders had been brushed outside

    If a spider landed on me I’d die
    yet the buggas fascinate me

    bon i kid you not, its like scene from arachnophobia in there. Theres paint and garden stuff i need ffs but they wont let me past the door the bas.tards

    #360017

    @Rosepetal wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    if its spiders you like ive got a shed full – swear some of them look like bird eaters the size of em – i only know this from looking though the heavily cobwebbed window – one of them once had a massive bumble bee in its clasp! its my shed dammit and they wont let me in!! cu.nts.

    Hoover it out and spray it with Acclaim from Boots (£12 a can but worth it) and when the little critters walk on it they DIE!

    i might be an evil fooker but when it comes to animals/insects i couldnt hurt a fly – i always capture spiders in the house and put them out, i cant even kill ants ffs i just cant find it in me to do it – you humans can rot in hell though! :twisted:

    #360011

    if its spiders you like ive got a shed full – swear some of them look like bird eaters the size of em – i only know this from looking though the heavily cobwebbed window – one of them once had a massive bumble bee in its clasp! its my shed dammit and they wont let me in!! cu.nts.

    #360664

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    I know its not real life, but just the thought of that zitty asian lad on eastenders preparing currys for sale to the general public made my gut wrench :-…

    The one that Beale had was in tupperware dishes ffs!

    I’m more inclined to puke at Max and Ronnie.
    You just know where they’ll end up.
    :-…

    i’d have pinned him to the floor by now – hes pretty erm lush =P~

    #360657

    @rubyred wrote:

    remember though lassies,, he has Sticklers Syndrome,, that also causes an arthiritic sensation on face,, so does not feel the food.. !

    OMG does he??? sh.it i feel bad now :shock:

    #360654

    @sharongooner wrote:

    with his lil bluetooth thingy on bless him!

    Mikey eating sprouts made me almost heave for real the other night, it was disgusting!

    shaz i know exactly what you mean, the guy is blind sure enough, so hes got more reason than most to keep missing his mouth…but ffs he eats like a pig at the best of times, more ends up on his mush than in it at most meal times

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