OH NO i strayed into the chat rooms ffs!!! why didnt someone ban me for “no reason” and put me out of my bloody misery??? i demand that they breathalise people from this moment on before allowing people onto this site – im sick of reading the shyte ive typed the day after a bender and feeling like i want the floor to swallow me up.
(caff what did you type last night – cos i noticed you replaced it with a smiley this morning :lol: you pi/ss head!!!)
my head is banging :twisted: water i need waterrrr …