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@sharongooner wrote:
well I had to write last nights down the minute I got into work today.
Basically, I had honeycomb up my nose, around my eyes and all in my sinuses. Went Doctors, they said it was made for ants, that would invade my body to live in it! Mortified, I had an operation to (I thought) have it removed, but they gave me botox and I couldnt move my face!
When I came round half my face was detached from my skull, and I noticed this square of yellow stuff in my cheek, I pulled it out and it was a square of cheese, followed by another and another. I heaved, then woke up.
Fathom that one out :shock:
righttttttt :shock: maybe you had trouble breathing in the night, which is why you dreamt your nose was blocked??? ive had dreams where im drinking loads and loads of water and its because when i wake up in real life i feel parched! its a possibility.
The cheese thing….did you scoff loads of it before bed? :shock: :lol:
shaz i have some corkers, i’ll have to remember to write them down and tell you about them on here, they fascinate me.
Evening all :P
im sure most people have heard of colin fry….i was looking up some of his shows on youtube, and although i saw a couple, ive got to say, its not very convincing is it??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-RRBrfK5V4
Its all a bit vague if you ask me, theres never any specific details.
Im soooo curious about seeing a medium (as youve probably guessed, as i keep harping on about it!) but, is it really worth it? are they going to tell me anything worthwhile, or is it just going to be generalisation?
Has anyone been given really specific details ie names etc that blew them away ?(and no, im not expecting people to give precise details on here after the cu.nt who lurks spoiled it for everyone)
Ta.
No.
Have you ever worn an item of clothing then taken it back for a refund ?
@sunny wrote:
i have seen somethink not sure what ut it was defo somethink trying to tell me somethink
My eldest bedroom as a ghost in yes she has seen amd heard it call her name many a night and the cat wont enter the room at all its back gos up and hisses
I would love to see me mom today to say happy birthday to her she would of been 60 today
sunny have you ever been to see a medium?
@pats wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
*presses 1 for scandal and gossip* :P ……..waits
….option 6 is permanantly engaged :shock:
and caff unhook the kitten you cruel biatch!
hello………..u ave pressed option 1 for scandal and gossip.
please state ur name and which member of jc u would like to know about.
if u require pictures please wait for the beep then state ur pin code.
pictures and scandal sheet should arrive on ur desk within 24 hrs.
thankyou.
please call again.
and have a nice day.about bloody time, i’ve been hanging on the line for 5 hours! hope this isnt premium rate :shock:
errr oh yeah, this is pebs…now spill the dirt on this rob58 or whoever he is
@rubyred wrote:
I more dream dead people !! honestly. I have had a good few dreams about things and they come true. Or i dream of someone and they die ! ffs. I realise that can be put down to coincidence,but its happened quite a bit. And the spooky thing is,its always good dreams about them.Their peaceful …
enough already im giving MYSELF the creeps !
same here, i sometimes dream about dead people, although ive never seen anything while fully conscious. Thank fu.ck! think I’d shi.t myself!
But yeah, i’ve had a some very vivid dreams, and what you might call premonitions that have come true! like you said, though, it could all be coincidence. Who knows :shock:
and FFS pats, come on tell us a few details….
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her for a while then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”
She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?”
She says, “Well, your name never came up.”Is it really necessary to put “Shake Well” on medicine prescribed to Parkinsons sufferers?? it could easily be construed as taking the pis.s!
Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the sh.itest terrorists in history.
Even the fu.ckin Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up!@ukpilot wrote:
Trust me MIBS if I saw you You’d know about it. I only strive for one ambition in the autumn of my life and that is to terminate yours as painfully as is possible.
Now be a good kraut and go goose step your way to the DHSS for your weekly benefit giro, then off to the off licence for your cheap cider.
Please keep the postings coming it adds amusement to the readers who can see this site for what it really is and recognise themselves for what they really are.
Now excuse me I must aware to my comfortable home in a comfortable area of Sth Yorkshire to count my money.
Ooooooooh a death threat!!! Mibs run for your lifeeeee theres a fat milk man on your case :lol:
Im glad you’re not taking this site too seriously, and that you’re seeing it “for what it really is” :wink:
Is the DHSS open sundays? :-k :P
