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My wife is forever saying I don’t pay her any attention. So yesterday I was expecting brownie points when I said, “Have you had your hair done dear? You look different.”
She went ballistic. I won’t forget she’s having chemotherapy again in a hurry.

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I came home last night and there was a big spider in the bath.

I wouldn’t have minded but it’d used all the fu.cking hot water.

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I pulled out three teeth today. I was about to pull out a fourth but the old bag surrendered and gave me her PIN.

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What was Michelle McManus’ favourite musical instrument at school?

The dinner bell.

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@sword wrote:

oooops sorry same person… :wink:

Thats three pics, arms behind head… are they fused or what? :lol:

OMG in the bottom photo he looks like keven webster from corrie :lol: :lol:

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@The Chief Inspector wrote:

according to pilot he says he has been banned from JC for nearly 2 weeks so who keeps popping in as him ??? come on own up pete

beats me…. i mean why on earth would someone pretend to be a fat balding man in his 50s? :?

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@sharongooner wrote:

she actually has a top on?

Ive never watched it that closely, but I imagine her to look like the woman off that new advert warning us about drinking to excess… where you put the sick in your hair and the wee stain on your bum before you go out?

shaz i think its a brilliant advert for cutting down on drinking…oh the amount of times ive looked like her at the end of a night :oops: :D

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@johnboy25 wrote:

Think we’re beginning to see just what people think of Mikey as well, since Mario left it seems that nobody gives a shyte if he’s blind or not.

:lol: :lol: exactly, he’s rotting in hell now, no one gives a fook :P

and OMG Luke soooo fancies bex, whenever she wops her jugs out hes like nooooo rebeccaaaaaaa then runs to have a gander :lol: poor lad she only wants a tongue sarnie when shes pi.ssed.

Saw more details of the truth and dare from the other night….apparantly, they said how much would it take for you to sha.g someone….bex said £100 for someone even if he was fat old and ugly…theres hope for pilot yet then eh :wink: :-…

ffs when they had the “party” yesterday why did all the hell mates hang over the fence drooling ?giving the heaven mates / big bro producers, the satisfaction???

and why the fook did a few of em turn rebel at the sight of a banana???? suddenly they couldnt contain themselves and had to eat them even though it was against the rules….HELLOOOOO what about the booze and snacks that have been 2 foot away all week??? if i was gonna get punished id want to go out in style 8) :lol:

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Seven…its a bit on the creepy side for me, but what a cracking film. The bloke who was forced to eat himself to death :lol: The bit i really didnt like was the head in the box at the end…that was a bit too gross for me. I love thriller films, but they usually involve serial killers, which i find more scary than made up fictional characters in horror films because you know for a fact that there ARE weirdos out there like that in real life! :shock:

Anyway, without a doubt greed is the most distructive of all the 7 sins, you only have to look at the likes of george bush to see that.

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@(f)politics? wrote:

no i aint sleeping with him

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