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im sure i read somewhere that the most common last words are “oh sh.it!” this is perfectly true, just dont tell me how they know this
@hisnibbs wrote:
Use a watering can & the garden when you want to do a no.1 (men only probably)
you pi/ss in the garden??? jeez it must reek! :-…
@ukpilot wrote:
I must away to my nice home in a nice location and count my hard earned money and see how much tax I’m paying to keep you benefit parasites active on the internet chat sites.
what a greedy man you sound……doesnt bring much happiness to you when you’re on your own though does it? :wink:
@*Sian wrote:
Pebz you’re a fat fook that has had pizza and chips every night for the last 15 years now fook off!!!!
calm down dear, i’ve got a long way to go before i steal your “crown”
@ukpilot wrote:
Ask yourself who did I last cyber shag and are they likely to keep their mouths shut about it?? You’d be suprised who is saying what about who BUT as soon as I finish the who shagged who list I’ll be pleased to post it along with E-mail addresses Phone Numbers and some very gruesome picture of the JC top ten Sad & Delusionals.
I love the expression “My Hubby doesn’t understand me thats why I come here”
OR
“I looking for fun cos my sex life is non existent”Why not admit that most of you are obese ugly old has beens that couldn’t bribe a blind man to shag you. Although I hear Pats or Pete aren’t too particular who they shag.
why not save up your benefits and attend the Next Meat Market, now although you might need a dog licence I’m told Superteddie Sue or Welsh Fem , Soul Babes though past their sell by dates are still up for a bit of the belly slapping and in on the ripples routine.
Now have fun ya hear ! Missing you not !
Ugly – check
obese – check
has been – checkyep pilot, you tick all 3 boxes.
“I looking for fun cos my sex life is non existent” – says the self confessed cyber shagger :lol: well lets face it, after seeing that pic no one is actually gonna meet you in person are they?
now grow up grandad and act your age
@sir Actor wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
I HATE all reality tv programmes…apart from one.
This was the theme music;
It’s a crap video and her hair needs doing etc etc but the music is great and we all used to watch the programme and have a laugh at it. Nice memories…
That’s the same song as before :?
:roll: ffs no it’s not.
so, are you gonna tell everyone what i had for tea tonight?
FFS talk about drama queens…the 2 fatties (bex and belinda) having tantrums over having the first bit of exercise either of em have had in years! ….jeez
and the sight of belinda (repeat 3 times) in cycling shorts was more than i bargined for :-…
im actually warming to mikey now hes started kickin off :lol:
actually it looks like some stuff has been deleted…..
cant believe ive been on this site for months and never knew about the soap chatsite :shock: , i always wondered why we couldnt post on that topic :oops: thanks for telling me!
it appears that cloning is acceptable as well now…UK host logged in, had a gander and fooked off
she has got some bloody awful clothes – the escaping tit top, leg warmers with shiny tights underneath and how much blusher did she have on last night ffs!
