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Ye canny beat good auld fashioned ginger snaps.
Sorry Jayne, that is mother’s picture, and she won’t be happy if she catches me talking to you.
Coming mother!
The solution to this problem is simple. The birds should peck-out the logger’s eyes, and when he’s bled to death, the squirrels eat his nuts. The answer is – 2 eyes
– 2 nuts
= 0as they cancel each other out.
No no no! That is a daft idea. You haven’t considered pedestrians wearing yellow coats walking across a yellow road, they’d be too easily hit by cars who couldn’t see them crossing. And what about brown roads? I’d never be able to see the dog s h i t and avoid stepping on it. You also forgot about parking, what if I had a blue car, and my street/road was green?
I have a better idea. What do you think of putting a coloured additive in dog food, something inert and non toxic, a kind of luminous day-glow type of stuff, this way we’d all be able to see the dog s h i t at night an avoid getting it on our shoes. We could even have specially trained dogs that could s h i t along the lanes of roads, and the glow-in-the-dark-dog-s h i t could replace the cats eyes. This would keep down our road taxes.
AndNo! In case you suggest not wearing any shoes, I tried that, and I can tell you it’s not nice getting it on yer bare feet either, especially in between yer toes.
Yes. I gave up hope of getting back £20.00 I lent someone.
I hate the bad manners of people who give you a dirty look when you take the last biscuit or sandwich on a plate without asking first if anyone wants it. They ought to just take the f..king biscuit or sandwich if they want it themselves and not spoil my enjoyment of my food with their dirty looks. I think they are just plain ignorant.
I don’t believe that story. No-one can survive for a year withour food. Some hunger strikers have survived a long time by refusing solids, but still taking various fluids to sustain them.
I hate the bad manners of people who give you a dirty look when you butt-in and interupt their conversation with another person.
I hate the bad manners of people who show no concern for my groceries when I bang into the back of their heels in the supermarket isles. They never stop to think that I might have fragile stuff like eggs in my trolley that could easily be broken, forcing me to go and change the box for unbroken ones.
What about those people who make a big fuss when your dog s h i t s on their carpet? Don’t they realise that dogs aren’t capable of using a WC like humans can? What’s wrong with them? Are they stupid?
I hate the bad manners of people who won’t get out of my way, forcing me to push and shove to get to the front of a que.
I hate the bad manners of people who are waiting outside a phone booth to use it after me when I’m only in there to get out of the rain and I’m only pretending to be using the phone. I think it’s really ignorant of them when they bang on the glass and shout ” Hurry up! I need to call 999 for an ambulance and the fire brigade”. Can’t these people buy a mobile phone? What’s wrong with them?
That was fresh finger, not fresh ginger.
