Bye!

It’s okay Owen, you don’t have to say yer a knob.

I can’t hide it any longer. It’s time to confess the awful truth.

I am a knob! I’ve always been a knob, and always will be.

I feel so much better now that it’s out, the truth I mean, not my knob. It’s such a liberating feeling.

ugo, I am indebted to you, without you I would not be free. Now each day I can look in the mirror and see the real me, all thanks to you.

James, anyone can post here. They can rest assured that I will not think they think I’m a knob simply by posting here, however, strictly speaking, anyone who posts on this thread is……..in ugo’s words……basically saying I’m a knob. In this sense, ugo is saying I’m a knob, Owen is saying I’m a knob, you’re saying I’m a knob, and even I am saying I’m a knob as we have all posted on here. It’s really a matter of interpretation and perception.

I feel as though I’m on trial here, being accused of knobbery, or being an offensive weapon might be another way to put it.

but will ugo sleep soundly? I don’t want him having nightmares. I fear the deep psychological damage that may have been done to his impressionable young mind.

ugo, if you dream tonight of an Elephant chasing you, fear not, just clench your buttocks and say to yourself………THIS IS JUST A BAD DREAM!

Bye Elephant! Yer walkin’ the wrong way though, The acacia trees are over there

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Okay Owen, but only on condition that you source a supplier of synthetic resin piano keys.

No Elephant, stay, don’t abandon us so readily. It’s not right that anyone leaves until they’ve been insulted, bullied and harrassed, that only makes us look bad.

As for us always arguing, I don’t agree with that. Prove it! I dare you!

I hope not Owen. I laughed when you said it was my fault though, but really, if ugo is serious about quitting the site I’d hate for him to feel I bullied him or hurt his feelings to that extent.

I enjoy a bit of banter, flaming, and harsh abuse too, but I’ve got my limits.

ugo, I’m just a kidder and not malicious, ask anyone.

ugo, I insist that you stay! If you leave, I’m gonna have to find someone else to dislike and pick on. You’re being so unfair and inconsiderate, forcing me to break-in someone else.

You are also throwing away all your efforts over many months in establishing yourself here as a valuable member of the JC community. Don’t let it all be in vain, don’t throw it all away, think long and hard before you make a decision.

If you leave now ugo, I’ll have to replace you with fastcars, and that wouldn’t be fair on him would it? And it will all be your fault.

Seriously ugo, stay, and don’t let me or anyone else drive you away.

Don’t leave JC ugo, not when we’re just getting to know each other.

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